Welcome. I have been drinking many martinis, and I’m feeling pretty friendly. Besides, I want to pad the old post count. Come in and say hi.
hi.
I’m halfway through a pitcher of beer, myself.
Good for you, my Wolfy friend.
What kind of beer?
Carolina Blonde. It’s a very pleasant Amber, not at all hoppy, with a slightly nutty flavour.
Curiously, most Carolina Blondes I know are slightly nutty as well.
I love Amber Ales. I’m fairly partial to Porters, though. The darker, the better. I like when they look like motor oil.
Damn, these martinis are good. It’s been a long time since I’ve indulged. Skyy vodka is a good, good thing.
I’m fond of a nice porter myself. True test of a good beer: if I can’t see the flame of my Zippo through the glass, I know it’s a keeper.
I’m not much for vodka, though. I had a very bad experience back in '86 (damn, I’m getting old!)
I just realized that this Message Board now has almost three times as many people as the town I grew up in.
Dare I ask?
Dare, dare.
LMAO
So. Where did you grow up (assuming, of course, that you did grow up)?
Damn, that bassist is good! I love having a bar with internet access!
In the smallest state. Population-wise, that is. My town had 3500 people. It’s considered pretty average.
You’re at a bar with internet access? That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever heard. Why aren’t you looking up porn instead if hanging out on the SDMB?
Smallest state pop.-wise, eh? I went to public school in the South. You’ll have to be more specific than that.
As far as Internet-Porn, I don’t need it. My town has dozens of tittie bars. And I subscribe to Cinemax 
Plus, I figure if I have to search for it, it can’t be worth it. I’m rather conflicted, you see. On the one hand, I love naked women. On the other hand, I’m too lazy to make an effort to look for them.
Have you noticed that nobody else has graced us with their presence?
I have noticed, those uppity bastards. Think they’re too good for us, do they?
By the way, I’m in Wyoming, which tries to pretend its the South.
Yeah! Uppity bastards!
Wait–maybe they know they’re not good enough, ever thought of that?
Not that I have any emotional ties to the South, but Wyoming has too many whackos to join the Confederacy (present company excluded, of course).
There’s a thought. Too many whackos. That’s our problem!
And an overabundance of cattle. That can’t be good.
HEY!!! …I’m not uppity…
OK, everyone’s uppity but Whammo.
Damn. One cigarette left. I may have to go home soon!
Too many everclear and cokes for me tonite, its gonna be a rough day at the old subway tommorrow.
A.A. is for quitters
I thought Wyoming pretended to be the West? Oh, wait, it IS part of the West. Oh, and I don’t want to seem uppity, so sure I’ll stay for a drink.