Too Mundane for GQ: The Same Last Name, Hyphenated

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@TWDuke

Introducing the Tollemache-Tollemaches.

One member of the family received the name Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache, but is said to have gone by Leone Sextus Tollemache (probably after being asked “How many Tollemache’s is that?” one too many times).

This name originated not with a mother who was a pretentious twat, but with a father who was a nutter and married his cousin.

On reflection, I now see that if I were to marry a cousin, I should change my last name.