What kind of knife do you suggest for the carving?
All your potato are belong to us.
Too late. C’mon man, keep up!
You need to use a 1920s-style “potato cannon”.
When come back, bring potato pie.
And so on.
Did ‘potato ensue’ yet?
I can’t remember.
Handy place to keep wrenches in case you want to tighten your nuts. Or get a grip on yourself? Box wrenches for girls though. 
What do you use to tighten nipples with? My monkey wrench keeps slipping.
Are you using a right-handed or left-handed wrench?
[Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?]That’s right, Monkey Nipples.[/WAoVW?]
Nipple wrenches for nipples.
Monkey wrenches for monkeys.
Once you figure out which root vegetable is the very best, better than all others, you will have the pseudotriton ruber ruber uber tuber.
What? Nobody mentioned turning the power off? You IDJITS! PRR could have been sent to Marianas Jones’ Locker for a good 20 minutes!
Why waste a perfectly good potato when you can wrap a medium size (or multiple small ones) rubber band around a broomstick OR on (loosely) a pair of needle nose pliers?
Speaking of potatoes, you know what else they’re good for? Removing cactus needles when you stick yourself. No, really. Gently put the cut side of a potato on the area and it will pull them out.
Plus, you don’t need to turn off the power first.
I’d rather use needle-nosed pliers.
Ya know what I hate, Willie? When one of those–what do you call 'em?
Cactus points, Frankie?
Yeah, one of those sharp cactus points get stuck right in your ass, you know, where you keep your–
Wrench sets, Frankie? Ooh, I hate that, too. And you try taking it out with a, uh, a–
–a needlenosed pliers, Willie?
No, not exactly.
An Idaho potato, Willie?
Yeah, that’s it. But you forgot to turn off the whatchamacallit–
–the fuse box?
Yeah, Frankie, so you get this, um,–
–200 volts of electricity shooting through you? Oh, man, do I hate THAT.
Isn’t that the truth?
Didn’t they open for Zappa at the Fillmore?
They sang their big hit, “Power to the Potatoes”.
Why not 1920’s style plasticine?
And the very best one for removing those pesky broken light fixtures shaped like peanuts would be the pseudotriton ruber ruber uber goober tuber.
And if you had to use WD-40:
pseudotriton ruber ruber uber goober tuber luber.
And, if by some chance you were trapped in the Nakatomi Plaza building when it was taken over by European terrorists, you could borrow it from their leader. Then you could use Hans Gruber’s pseudotriton ruber ruber uber goober tuber luber.
Just a suggestion.