You know if you broke the fixture trying to get the broken bulb out with the tuber it would be the Hans Gruber’s pseudotriton ruber ruber uber goober tuber luber FUBAR.
If the fixture is underwater, you’ve got a Hans Gruber’s pseudotriton ruber ruber uber scuba goober tuber luber FUBAR.
(Tim Kazurinsky, are your ears burning?)
Not just for removing broken light bulb bases and such-it also elevates to the third power! It’s: **Hans Gruber’s pseudotriton ruber ruber uber scuba goober tuber luber FUBAR cuber.
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But does it also slice and Dice?
As long as you turn the power on… no wait…
Oh dear Og. And I thought this thread was going to be boring.
After five years on the Dope, you should know better. 
No, but they do have i’s
[ul]
[li]Call lawyer and bring lawsuit against lightbulb for breach of contract[/li][li]Have lawyer advise on status of good samaritan laws regarding the potato[/li][li]Exhume equine species and beat liberallylinky [/li][/ul]
Declan
I’m confused. Should one use a po-TAY-to or a po-TAH-to?
No, no, no. I told you to turn off the power and use a car-rot.
You mean, if you leave the power on, your car-rot will turn into a potato? :eek:
Have we determined how many Dopers it takes to change a light bulb yet?
After all these posts, I cannot believe we’ve left out the most important step:
After turning off the power - for 20 minutes - and burning your potato (did I mention that you should turn off the power?) and using the right-handed (or was it left-handed) monkey wrench with the pliers (I think I said something about turning off the potato) (or was it the power?) and utilitizing a bar of soap on a broomhandle as a backup utility device (do we turn off the power with the soap?) and then as a last resort using a pseudotriton ruber ruber uber scuba goober tuber luber FUBAR cuber, you should masturbate like a motherfuck while removing the broken part of the lightbulb.
C’mon, guys, we’re slipping.
(Did I mention turning the power off first? I think I did.)
And don’t forget to turn off the power before ensuing your penis.
OK. I think I got it.
- So I turned the power off to the hot potato.
- And my neutral po-TAH-to is uncut.
- Now I twist the tuber (lefty lighty, tighty whities) and stick the carrot up my wazoo.
- I used the 1920’s style WD-40
- Did the ruber ruber and turned myself around
And that’s what it’s all about.
Now someone mentioned a lightbulb, but for the life of me, I can’t figure out where that fits in.
You punsters are just a bunch of lusers!
Well, it’ll have to be a left-handed, because the hardware store is all out of right-handed monkeys.
Can I have my cousin stand in for the monkey? He’s been washed with special potato soap and encased in plasticine.
Apparently you’ve never undergone the Board Initiation. Come this way, we’ll be happy to show you where it “fits in.”
No, no. That’s what the broom handle is for.
Right behind the broom handle.