Warning: Do not use your penis in any effort to remove a broken light bulb.
Or anyone else’s either.
Whether or not the power’s off.
How many flies does it take to…
…never mind.
How many mice does it take to screw in a potato? Two. They were screwing in the light bulb until it broke. Good thing the power was off at the time.
And if Hans originally got the potato from a microbrewery in Monroe, Wisconsin it would be Hans Gruber’s Huber pseudotriton ruber ruber uber scuba goober tuber luber FUBAR cuber.
Whooooooeeeeee!!!
I’m potatoing like a motherf**k.
Aha! Real identity revealed.
So what is the effect of a 20 second baked potato on wrenthes up the wazoo?
:smack: I discovered multiple pages too late.
:smack: And I previewed
Sorry all. Continue…
I think you may have missed one or two.
Is that a sweet potato pie?
Because, if it is…
GOTCHA YA(m)!
I’ll bet a dildo would achieve the same results as a potato. Only much quicker.
But don’t forget to take out the batteries first!!!
Would a potato on a treadmill take off?
Not if you shut off the power first.
Only if it’s a double headed, 18" ice blue jelly dong. If you use the potato,turn off the power or it will become Hans Gruber’s 1920’s style Death Tuber(and burning the dog of pseudotriton ruber ruber.
What? Gotchya ya ™? Did Wildest Bill trademark that saying?.. Now wait, that’s not ™. It’s the letter “m”.
What does that have to do with… ya(m)… Hmmmm… snicker snicker… YAM! From sweet potato pie! Heh. That made me giggle. And I hadn’t turned the power off yet!
Potato √
Pie √
Penis √
Okay, I’ve turned off all the power to the base with my 1920’s style death ray.
Now what do I do?
Oh no, do you have any idea how long and how hard it is to restart a 1920’s style death ray.
It will take hours or 20 minutes at the bottom of a certain trench.
Of course the FSM could do it if he chose.
Jim
I don’t have time to review prior posts, but I’m sure that no one has given the following definitive sage advice:
- Turn power off
- Insert potato and twist
- Turn power on.
You may, of course, use a penis in lieu of a potato in step #1, in which case the steps are as follows:
- Turn power off
- Turn power on.
- Insert penis into socket and twist.
Have you been peeking in my window on Saturday nights?
Well, someone had to make sure that the penis you were using was not plasticine. I’m still wondering what those rocking horse people were doing on your couch…were they eating marshmallow pies?
Well, I’m going to get my phaser cutting scalar potato and burn some ensued dog penises like a motherf*ck for 20 minutes in Rio.
Well, just goes to prove the old joke; How many rocking horse people does it take to change a lightbulb with a potato penis? None! They were all eating marshmallow pies!!! HAAHAHAAHA!
Eh, ya hadda be there.
I just gotta know one thing…
When will Trench Ensue? My guess is when someone visits Mariano’s Penis for 20 minutes, but I’m pretty sure that’s happened more than once…but alas, no ensuing Trench. Arrgh…