Top the previous poster's insult.

You, sir, are not a gentleman.

God. So calling someone a conservative around here is an insult?

Jeez. Thanks guys. Nice to know how you really feel about people who differ from you politically.

You cunt-sucking cock-gobbler. You blue-balled double-ended dildo. You ass-eating, pig-fucking, donkey-raping, son of a horse’s dick.

How was that?

Sorry, but all posts must be in the form of an insult. The OP would have made this clear if he weren’t such a passive-aggressive control freak just aching for an excuse to show off what we laughingly refer to his erudition.

I’ll try to help ** ivylass** . How many times can you suck Obama’s dick? The poor guy must be getting sore by now. At least be fair and let Biden take you through the back door at the same time. Lets be fair and redistribute the wealth.

You make Judas look like a loyal guard dog.

I’d slap you stupid, but I see someone beat me to it!

So, how’s the Fred Durst obsession going?

So both your parents were Republicans.

Okay, fine.

You’re a molasses-sipping, goldfish-spooning, cellphone-sweating, avatar-stealing, Second Life-loser who wouldn’t know a stick of deodorant from a tick-riddled rabid cat.

ivylass brings happiness whenever she goes.

That is harsh yet funny.

:smiley:

I’m not sure you guys are quite down with this whole insult thing…

Mouth-breather.

(This is my favorite “ultimate” insult).

I need practice. I admit it

Nose-picking plagiarist.

Nose-plagiarising picker.

I want to help you.

I’m sure whatever mental illness you have has some long, Latin sounding name.