Since Topaz is leaving us and she just hit 500 posts tonight I figured I’d throw her a surprise post party. Well its not really a surprise but who the hell cares. She’spassed out on the couch so that means free food so help yourself to her fridge! But shhhh we dont want to wake her.
::breaks out the keg and turns on the loud dancing music::
In honor of TopazAntares 500th post and depature from the Board, I have written a poem in her honor. It needs some work and it’s not finished, but I figure I should read it anyway.
<clears throat>
This is to salute
TopazAntares,
who’s much more fun
than dental carries.
Ok, like I said, it needs some work and it’s not finished.
Poetry’s hard work…pass me a draft, Squirrel.