Too much pain will make someone grumpy.
Not if you are hungry and cannot afford the bread.
Not if you are a child and they are laughing at you 
Malls in December are fine in non-christian countries.
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Bippy the Beardless is missing the point of this thread
Somebody will always disagree with anything we say.
That and the speed of light in a vacuum.
For suitable definitions of +.
I suppose that one thing we can all agree on is that there’s very little we can actually all agree on.
Hey, those babies had it coming… viciously attacking Hat McCoy like that. He did it in self-defense.
Wrong!
Thank You.
no, they won’t.
Orgasms are very very nice.
Bippy is an old grumpy grump and needs to be tickled. 
I completely agree. You know for the sake of being agreeable.
We are all going to die.
[sub]Happy Holidays![/sub]
not me. I’m going to supernova sometime after the year 2040
Since you stole my thunder on “+”, I’ll take yours on the speed of light. It is periodically postulated that the speed of light is a function of time or space, so I’ll try some:
- When in doubt, breathe.
- There are worst ways to spend time than at The Straight Dope.
peeks out the window
Aw, cripes. You’re right.
Headaches SUCK . I have had a bad one pretty steady for going on 3 days now, so I know what I am talking about.
As my father used to tell me, “Hon, wherever you go in life, there will always be someone who doesn’t like you.”
“Because you’re annoying.”
Wherever you go, there you are.
Pie is delicious.
Hawaiian vacations are great. 
(I leave tomorrow for the sunshine! Yay!)