Aren’t you supposed to throw out the first pitcher of water?
Well, you know what I mean! The first clear pitcher of water! Geez! Like I would want to drink carbon dust.
Just call me Scrooge 
When in doubt, breathe.
Not if you think you just heard a fart.
Pain hurts.
Not if you’re a masochist.
But then it hurts, sooooo gooooood 
Would you be in doubt?
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
The deepest part of the ocean, the Marianas Trench, was visited just once. For 20 minutes. In 1960.
By Duran Duran.
Some kids deserve several lumps of coal for xmas instead of an iPod Video.
Some other kids deserve an iPod Video and get nothing.
No matter how miserable you think you are, there’s always someone who has it worse.
When the dog snacks on the contents of the kitty litter box, and then vomits on the carpet? I don’t like it when that happens.
mmm, pie.
unless you’re the one who has it worse
Ice is slippery.
In the end, the Cubs will lose.
I hate it! I have three broken toes right now and they’re all next to each other.
It sucks.
Hear, hear!
I disagree. It’s gray sometimes…