TORONTO!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’v just returned from a week in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
I believe it to be the best city on earth! I traveled the world there! I talked with people from all over the earth, Africa, Eastern Europe, the Former USSR, I even met a native! I want to move there! (I may have to devorce my wife to do so) If you haven’t visited Toronto, please do!
(anybody want my leftover “twonie”?)

Carl

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I met a muslim once

does that count?

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BigRoryG Reprezenting.

You are quite correct in that, good sir. This is the finest city in the world.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.
[last word] Wally’s from T.O [/last word]

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And what is this Muslim stuff?>

We do have a wide variety of cultures and ethnicityies and religions, but I don’t quite see…

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Well, they think so.

Those of us in the rest of Canada, even the rest of Ontario, know the truth.

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Um… hey! Jealousy is ugly. :slight_smile:

That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.

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ha…in politis, we discussed what our prof suggested as a good idea…torontonia…see how well the rest of ontario does without toronto’s citizen’s taxes.

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I used to live in Toronto, went to high school there for a year. I liked it quite a bit, and it /is/ a great city. Though there’s a certain antiseptic and distant quality that you get there which I’ve not felt in any other major city really. I far prefer London, and would jump through hoops to go back /there/.

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wow!! you’ve been to every city in the world???

“Organs gross me out. That’s organs, not orgasms.”
-the wallster

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Is that London, England, or London, Ontario?

As much as I love Toronto, I liked London, ON much better!

“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-

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My wife’s and my opinion of Toronto is on the bad side.

We were driving from Montreal to Niagara Falls. When we going through Toronto, my wife asked me to get off at the next exit 'cause she needed a restroom. Unfortunately, around the next bend was the mother of all traffic jams! And no exits in sight!

We went for about 1 hour at a crawl. By this time, I too need a restroom. We’re both in pain. I finally find an exit that looks like it might lead to an area with fast food restaurants. Sadly no. It took us to a back road that led down to Lake Ontario. We finally stopped in some apartment building’s parking lot, walked down to the lake, and did our business.

So both my wife and I say, “Piss on Toronto!” :smiley: :smiley:

Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination.

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LOVE Toronto, been several times, and would move there if the great love of my life would wise up and marry me.

Esprix

Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)

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Dearest Esprix,

We have been over this numerous times. I was hoping to keep this off the board, but you obviously intend to make this a public spat. 1) I cannot marry you, I am married to a woman. 2) Toronto does not allow bigamy any more than here - even if the second spouse is a different gender. I don’t care if that’s what you read in Weekly World News, it just ain’t so.

I am content to keep our relationship as is, why must you rock the boat?

Love,
“Playin’ Doctor” Jackson

Sig! Sig a Sog! Sig it loud! Sig it Strog! – Karen Carpenter with a head cold

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AWB-You can’t judge a city based on it’s highway traffic jams. :frowning:

Every major city is annoying during rush hour.

That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.

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You mean no one has taken you up on that offer yet? I want it!

Lucky you Carl, it’s great being retired, idnit? (I’m assuming you’re retired.)

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Yes…hail Toronto.

Studi

When I grow up, I want to be the Minister of Silly Walks.

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Dammit, why do you have to do this to me while I’m at work? {SOB!}

Esprix

Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)

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Toronto the best city on earth? Obviously, hon, you haven’t been to Montreal. I’ll show you around.

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I have visited Montreal & my opinion stands. Going to Vancouver in June, some say that I’ll change my mind. We’ll see! And yes, Arnold, I am retired & enjoying it!

Carl