From the movies or TV.I love this line from Johnny Ringo…
CURLY BILL
Know what I'd do? I'd take the
Deal then crawfish and drill that
Ol' Devil in the ass. How 'bout
You, Johnny? What would you do?
RINGO
I already did it.
What are your favorites?
From ‘Terminator’:
Kyle Reese “Come with me if you want to live”.
From ‘Princess Bride’:
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
From ‘Fellowship of the Ring’:
Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Frodo: Yes.
Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.
“Is there a name for this private little world of yours? Huh? What happens there when we don’t just run away? You’ll kill us, with a soup cup?”
“Tea, actually.”
“What’s that?”
“I’ll kill you with my tea cup.”
-Chronicles of Riddick
“I guess we found out his weakness. Bullets.”
-The Mindhunters
Will Munny: All right, I’m coming out. Any man I see out there, I’m gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I’m not only gonna kill him, but I’m gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
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You better bury Ned right! Better not go cuttin’ up, nor otherwise harm no whores. Or I’ll come back and kill every one of you sons-o-bitches.
Eddie Bartlet (in a WWI trench, looking over at the Germans): “I can’t shoot that guy. He looked like he’s thirteen.”
George Hally (takes shot): “He won’t get to be fourteen.”
From Watchmen:
[spoken to the general population of a maximum security prison]
Rorschach: None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with you. YOU’RE locked up in here with ME.
Here ya go:
(Quotes from the film “Tough guys”)
Pretty much everything Liam Neeson said in “Taken” was pure bad-assery. I loved that movie.
Charles Bronson, in voiceover, at the end of The Mechanic: “Bang, you’re dead!”
The obligatory Dirty Harry quote, "I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? "
Or a parody of the quote from Johnny Dangerously.
Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him.
Dutch: They made it for him special. It’s an eighty-eight Magnum.
Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.
Curly (Jack Palance) from City Slickers:
“I crap bigger than you!”
For a movie that’s riddled with great quotes, I suggest One-Eyed Jacks (1961).
I’m surprised it held out this long:
From Predator:
Poncho: You’re bleeding, man. You’re hit.
Blain*: I ain’t got time to bleed.
*Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura.
You got time to duck?
From Ronin
“You ever kill a man?”
“I hurt someone’s feelings once.”
From Man on Fire
“I wish you had more time.”
“Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job to arrange the meeting.”
From Under Siege
“I hate guns”
“Yeah…me too.”
“I thought you said you were a cook?”
“I also cook.”
From The Rock
“Your best?! Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!”
“Carla was the prom queen.”
From The Running Man
“HERE IS SUB ZERO!! NOW…PLAIN ZERO!!”
This scene is from Tombstone ,by the way, and they are talking about selling their souls to the devil.
Another from the same movie
Wyatt Earp-You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag. " - McManus
“I have come to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I am all out of gum.” - Nada (Roudy Roddy Piper)
“We’re on an express elevator to hell; going down!” - Hudson
I’m your huckleberry.
The scene from Casablanca where Major Strasser interviews Rick Blaine, notably when Strasser asks Blaine about the Germans invading “Your beloved Paris.”
Blaine: “It isn’t particularly my beloved Paris.”
Strasser :“London?”
Blaine: “Ask me when you get there.”
Strasser: “New York?”
Blaine: “There are certain areas of New York I wouldn’t advise anyone to invade”
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I’m gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Man, that was one of the most badass lines ever!.