“Is there time before we leave, for Lesson number 3?”
“Of course. There’s no sense going out half-cocked.”
“It can save your life, this cigarette.”
“You sound like a commercial.”
“Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?”
“You think we better, huh?”
“No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.”
“Darling, I give you very best duck.”
“Rule number one: never do anything yourself when someone else can do it for you.”
“And rule number two?”
“Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second.”
“I just might retire to here.”
“Who’d want to put a contract on me?”
“Jealous husbands! Outraged chefs! Humiliated tailors! The list is endless!”
“You’ve got a bloody cheek!”
“Sorry. I’ll shoot the camera first next time.”
“Or yourself. You stormed into an Embassy. You violated the only absolutely inviolate rule of international relations, and why? So you could kill a nobody. We wanted to question him, not to kill him! For God’s sake! You’re supposed to display some kind of judgment.”
“I did. I thought one less bomb maker in the world would be a good thing.”
“Exactly. One bomb maker. We’re trying to figure out how an entire network of terrorist groups is financed and you give us one bomb maker. Hardly the big picture, wouldn’t you say?”
And those are just (some of) the Bond quotes.