Frank D’Amico: Playtime’s over kid.
Hit Girl: I never “play”!
“GET TO DA CHOPPA!!”
“Considah dat a divorce…”
“Yeah but dey were all bad.”
“Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!”
“Yeah, well… I also cook…”
“Your best? Losers always wine about doing their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!”
“Let’s pick up the scene from where we left off…lost in the woods with Captain Simple Jack!”
The Good Shephard is not an action movie, yet this dialog is cold:
“We Italians, we got our families and we got the church. The Irish, they have the homeland. The Jews, their traditions. Even the Niggers, they got their music. What about you people Mr. Carlson, what do you have?”
“The United States of America, the rest of you are just visiting.”
‘You always were an asshole, Gorman’
‘I notice when you get to not likeing someone, they ain’t around long either.’
‘Times up, what’s it gonna be, Merv?’
‘I’m your huckleberry’
“I want my father back, you son of a bitch.”
If it bleeds, we can kill it!
And the response is just as good:
[Poncho launches grenades] “You got time to duck?”
“ONE. I always try to control my temper.
TWO. I do not always succeed.
THREE. I have seven more points.”
“Do you want to live forever?”
“It’s 106 miles to Chicago”
“Wykowski, you would need three promotions to get to be an asshole.”
I recall from that movie, when Philip Allen yells at his wife that he only married her because she was pregnant, I was thinking, "The first time in your life you raise your voice, and you have to say that?"
How’d I get outta this chickenshit outfit?
This gonna be a standup fight sir, or a bug hunt?
Yeah, but it’s a dry heat.
Eat this!
Game over man, game over!
Maybe we got 'em demoralised…
They can bill me.
It’s the only way to be sure (someone had to put this in)
I may be artificial, but I’m not stupid.
Get away from her you bitch!
HUDSON
Hey, Ripley, don’t
worry. Me and my squad of
ultimate badasses will protect you.
Check-it-out…
He slaps the SERVO-CANNON controls in the GUN BAY
above them.
HUDSON
Independently targeting
particle-beam phalanx. VWAP!
Fry half a city with this puppy.
We got tactical smart-missiles,
phased-plasma pulse-rifles,
RPG's. We got sonic electronic
ballbreakers, we got nukes, we
got knives...sharp sticks --As I recall, this exchange was actually between Warren Mears and Buffy.
“Who are those guys?”
“Rules? In a knife fight? NO RULES!”
Jennifer Lopez in Out of Sight
Karen Sisco: You wanted to tussle. We tussled.
And of course, although it is in a quieter part of the movie, Roadhouse
“Pain don’t hurt.”
“You a bounty hunter?”
“Man’s gotta do somethin’ to earn a living these days.”
“Dyin’ ain’t much of a living, boy.”
-from The Outlaw Josey Wales
“Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!”
-John Wayne in True Grit
“Lady, I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave the store.”
"Hi. How are you? My name’s Elliot, and I’m with the Cub Scouts of America. We’re… we’re selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree. "
“I may be a bastard, but i’m not a fucking bastard.”
“You’re ghostin’ us, motherfucker. I don’t care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I’ll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?”
“Crush your enemies! See them driven before you! And hear the lamentation of the women!”
“What’s wrong? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?”
“Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?”
“Nope. Just me baby… Just me.”
“I came here to do two things - Kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”
“Is this gonna get ugly, now? Huh? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old friends.”
“How much time before the collision?”
"If its speed remains constant… in an hour and 57 minutes. "
"I’ll call you back in two hours. "