According to WABC News radio in NY and one small mention on the LA Times website, Toyota has developed and successfully tested a Flying Car!.
Have the Gods smiled down upon me? Could my childhood dream be coming true? Toyota + Flying + Car could equal commuter elation. Please, oh please don’t let this be an internet hoax. What makes this story so fascinating is [ol][li]This isn’t some prototype some dreamer of big dreams built out in his garage in the middle of the desert like; this little gem or this red baron, nor, []Does it sound as bulky and impractical as the Aerocar developed in the 1950’s.[/ol][/li]
If this story is legitimate, I’ve got to [ul][li]Start taking flying lessons immediately []Contact Toyota about getting on the waiting list. Or better yet; []Just liquidate $50,000 (which is cheaper then a lot of conventional automobiles) so I can be the first guy on my block to own one.[/ul][/li]
I don’t care about malfunctions, mid air collisions, running out of gas and the like…I want a Flying car and I want one NOW! (Calm down Veruca!). The moment I get one, safety takes a back seat to finally being able to:[ul][]Smoke a cigarette while soaring through the air without having to stuff tissues in the bathroom smoke detectors[]Get me one of them rolling bars that fits between the front bucket seats[]Rename my kids Elroy and Julie (the fact I have 2 daughters means jack to me). In fact, I’m gonna get me a []Talking dog who starts every word with an R[]Come eye to eye with and spit out my driver’s side window at all those birds who for years have been crapping all over my car[]Hire a chauffeur and say, “Once over the park, James”[]Tell the valet, “I gotta park it, Not only do I not want you scratching it, I don’t want you running into the high tension wires. But most importantly, Realizing the dream of turning an hour long commuting ordeal into a relaxing flight over the gridlock[/ul]