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Clearly your bosses were jumping to conclusions.

Channel 10 is showing breast exams!!

Nooo! Show it to everybody else! Those BA twits will use it as training.

At least we get to wear Hawaiian shirts on Fridays now.

Hey! I just had a great idea. A “Jump to Conclusions” mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could jump to.

Fuck all that. Who emptied the coffee pot and didn’t make a fresh batch?

CorporateaccountspayableNinaspeaking, *JUST *a moment!
CorporateaccountspayableNinaspeaking, *JUST *a moment!
CorporateaccountspayableNinaspeaking, *JUST *a moment!
CorporateaccountspayableNinaspeaking, *JUST *a moment!

“Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work recently.”
“Well. . .I wouldn’t exactly say I’ve been missing it, Bob.”

Peter: "Listen. We’ve got to keep this a secret. You can’t tell anybody."
Michael: “Okay.”
Samir: “Sure.”
Lawrence (from next door): “Don’t worry man. I won’t tell anyone either.”
Michael: “Who the fuck is that?”
Peter: “Don’t worry about him. He’s cool.”

I have a boss who likes to send about 30 e-mails a day and then immediately after sending them come and tell me the exact same thing that was said in the e-mail.

Oh, that is very annoying.

I hope everyone posting here is wearing at least 37 pieces of flair. Otherwise, there might be trouble.

Look, if you want everyone to wear 37 pieces of flair like that pretty-boy Brian, then why don’t you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?

Don’t make me express myself to you. 'Cause I’ll do it.

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.

What film? I never got that memo!

Sometimes I get the impression Ann is cheating on me. Does anyone know what I mean?

Once, to test a DVD player, I got the entire office to watch the movie. Including my boss. And my boss’ boss.

It was… educational. And awesome.

Fail.

Milton says that the squirrels are married, not merry.

So today, is today the worst day of your life?

So I’m thinking, yeah, I’m just not going to go.