We’ve got a mandate at the office to use new cover sheets for TPS Reports. I got the memo but forgot to use the new Cover Sheet this morning. So, now my boss, his boss, his boss (etc. - I have 6 bosses) have all reminded me that we’re supposed to be using the new Cover Sheet, and re-sent the memo.
I GOT THE MEMO! I just forgot, but now I’ve fixed it, so it’s really not even a problem.
OK???
:mad:
Fine. But I’m gonna need you to come in and work this weekend.
You’re in your own corporate Room 101 now, aren’t you?
As long as we don’t have to see his O face. Have you seen my stapler?
Sounds like someone’s got a case of yada yada yada.
What the fuck does “PC LOAD LETTER” mean?
I was told that I could listen to my radio at a reasonable volume…
Watch out for your cornhole, bud.
Status update: I am watching the squirrels. And they are merry.
Have you been told that if you’re late again, you’ll be summarily dismissed?
I got this memo, I forwarded a copy to you.
I have no idea where this came from but it made me laugh out loud. For which I was severely chastised and told to get back to work before a notation is made in my personnel file.
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler.
Hey, wanna go back to my place and watch Kung Fu?
I always thought the squirrels were married, not merry. I suppose they could be both but that’s nudging things a bit into silly territory, isn’t it?
If this continues, I’ll set the internet on fire.
Did you put a cover sheet on the forwarded copy?
The OP sounds just like the guy who sits across the cubicle wall from me. The guy is always giving me a hard time about my radio. I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven. I mean, Sandra listens to her headphones while she’s filing, so I should be able to listen to the radio while I’m collating. I don’t see why I should have to turn down the radio.
I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, OK? WTF?
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I’ll tell you what I’d do: two chicks at the same time, man.
They should hand out a copy of that film to every graduate from every business school and college. “You’re going to need to watch this.”