TPS Report Cover Sheets

And tomorrow will be worse! Sucks to be you man.

I’m a people person! I deal with the customers so the engineers don’t have to! Don’t you get that? What the hell is wrong with you people!

Oh, God, you’re right!

And jeans, if you want.
So… {slurp} melodyharmonius… what’s happenin’… {slurp} yeah… I’m gonna need you to come in tomorrow.

We had another birthday party and I wanted cake this time. I was promised cake this time. I didn’t get cake this time. But that bitch Nina kept making me pass my cake down. Some day I’m gonna come in here and burn the place down.

And there better not be too much salt on my Margarita. I could buy this place.

Yeah, I get that feeling too, man.

Wow, that’s messed up.

this thread would not be complete without a link

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6238953685626218421#

Paper Cassette, load letter sized, and oriented, paper. If you were out of legal sized paper it may say PC LOAD LEGAL. Letter sized and oriented paper, in the American office, 8 1/2" by 11" paper oriented with the narrow edge at the top and bottom and the long edges at the side. Letter R paper is used to describe letter sized paper, rotated 90 degrees, so the long edges form the top and bottom and the short edges are the sides. Commonly referred to in printer settings as “landscape”. Most multi-cassette printers and copiers have both a letter cassette and a letter R cassette.

Enjoy,
Steven

I do believe you’ll get your ass kicked saying something like that in this thread.

Thanks, Steven. Perhaps you’d like to see my baseball bat? It’s a really nice one.

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

This is just like Superman 3.

It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.

I don’t understand why the OP didn’t just use the cover sheet. Didn’t he get the memo? Don’t worry, Winston Smith, I’ll re-send you one.

At work, I do field studies and have to submit short checklists up the bureaucratic line. I have actually tried to figure a way to retitle them so the words start with TPS, but it just doesn’t quite work.

My music may be too loud, but at least it’s Michael Bolton.

I hate that no-talent ass clown!

They’ve taken my stapler (going to set fire to the building)

We were watching an episode of CSI yesterday, and they casually threw in one of the characters coming up and handing another guy the TPS reports. AWEsome!