Trading intelligence for larger breasts

Since Madame Pepperwinkle has an IQ of 135 and is quite bathycolpian, I have the best of both worlds. :smiley:

Exactly. If that stupid poll only knew how little breast size matters. Even at my most shallow, It’s about overall shape of the body.

I see what you did there.

My paternal grandmother used to pray that she didn’t care if her mind went, but please, God, let her keep her looks. Well, sure enough, she looked pretty sharp even into her 80s, but Alzheimer’s was not kind to her.

So, yeah, I can believe it. Grandma never specified breasts specifically, but there are certainly some women out there who would be willing to trade brains for beauty.

I think for guys a better question would be, would you give up IQ for a few inches of height or more muscle or better looks.

Short guys have it tough in the teen and early twenty years and studies have shown it affects your income. I know more than a few guys who would do just about anything to have more muscle or lose acne scars.

Sufficiently large breasts cause the IQ of men in the vicinity to drop precipitously, so even if a woman has traded IQ for cup size, if she keeps mostly male company she might still remain the smartest person in the room.

I think I’d prefer to stand pat with respect to both attributes, thanks. :slight_smile:

I’m average-sized at best, but would not trade my intelligence for a bigger dick. If anything, I’d prefer more intelligence. Plus, my dick is big enough to satisfy my wife and myself, and those are the only two people who matter these days. Any larger would cause more discomfort for my wife than she already occasionally suffers.

I’m reminded of a billboard ad for Victoria’s Secret I saw in Montreal a few years ago. It was in French, of course, but translated it went something like this:

“In high school I only had A’s.”

Most men already trade their intelligence for bigger breasts.

No, you should rejoice in having a tiny ass and not having to ask “Does this dress make my ass look fat?”

Well, of course. I have tiny tits. :smiley:

If an attractive young woman with small breasts asked me whether to invest 10,000 dollars in education or augmentation mammoplasty, I think my honest answer would be that larger breasts would yield a greater financial return over time.

I’m not sure I’d answer honestly, though.

As I’ve mentioned on here before, I was 5’6" all thru high school and it never really bugged me. In fact, as something of a gear-head, being over 6’ is actually a hassle - sports car makers seem to cater to the under-6’ crowd unless you like Corvettes, and the same goes for sport bikes, and big-guy feet don’t help with them either. Throw in the fact my main sports activity is distance running - which also favors shorter/lighter athletes - and you’ve got a guy that would trade 2" in height for 20 more IQ points in a heartbeat. :slight_smile:

You’re assuming that her ticket to wealth is via a husband. That’s pretty damned sexist.

Just about as sexist as thinking, “Oh I know how to cook but that’s okay because my wife will do it.”

I don’t think he is. Rather, he’s saying what has been said above, attractive people get more attention and more opportunities.

$10,000 won’t buy you much of an education in the US. An associate level degree, assuming you don’t need to stop working to attend, sure.

My boobs have never made me any money. Maybe I’m doing it wrong.

Well, I did pass up the opportunity to make some easy cash in a wet t-shirt contest. Trust me, I would have won. But long-term, it’s my intelligence that keeps me afloat. I’m willing to give some breast tissue away for intelligence.

Fine. My IQ is 130. My bra size is 42M.

Big boobs are a curse. When I was young, I was 32DDD. Finding bras has always been a challenge. So has finding smart men. I’m lucky enough to have found 3 in my life, but, I had to kiss a lot of toads to find them.