[ Life of Brian ]
Centurion
What’s this then? Romanes eunt domus? People call around marnays
they go the house?
Brian
It…it says
“Romans go home.”
Centurion
No, it doesn’t.
Brian
Aih.
Centurion
What’s Latin for Romans? Come on!
Brian
Aih! Aah! Romanus!
Centurion
Goes like…?
Brian
Anis?
Centurion
Vocative plural of anis is…?
Brian
Ani?
Centurion
Romani…Eunt? What is eunt?
Brian
“Go”! De…
Centurion
Conjugate the verb “go”!
Brian
Aah…ere, eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt.
Centurion
So eunt is…?
Brian
Aah, ehm…third person plural present indicative. Ehm…“they
go”.
Centurion
But “Romans go home” is an order, so you must use the…?
Brian
Aih! Imperative!
Centurion
Which is…?
Brian
Ehm, oh…oh, ehm…i, i!
Centurion
How many Romans?
Brian
Aah! it’s…plural, plural! Ite! Ite!
Centurion
Ite.
Brian
Aah, ah.
Centurion
Domus? Nominative?
Brian
Ah, ah?
Centurion
“Go home”, this is motion towards, isn’t it, boy?
Brian
Ehm…ehm…dative sir?
Sword
[Slinskt]
Brian
Aih! Ooh! Not dative, not the dative, sir! Nah, aah! Ooh!
The…accusative! Accusative! Aah! Domum, sir! Ad domum!
Aah, ooh!
Centurion
Except that domus takes the…?
Brian
Aah! The locative, sir! Aah!
Centurion
Which is…?
Brian
Domum! Aah, ah, aah…
Centurion
Domum…um. Understand?
Brian
Yes, sir!
Centurion
Now, write that a hundred times!
Brian
Yes, sir! Thank you, sir! Hail Caesar, sir!
Centurion
Hail Caesar! And if it’s not done by sunrise, I’ll cut your balls
off.
[/ Life of Brian ]
The only question is will anyone in the movie be permitted to say “Jehova?” 