Treasure Map on Ebay

This is so very neato. It’s got sound, so turn 'er down. Ridiculously high bids. I wonder if it’s legitimate.

Yarr, that thar be a curious sort of map, lassie. Yet me wouldna trust no scurvy sea-dog’s claim o’ booty ta be found, unless the scuppering swab would lead me to the treasure himownself, at th’ point o’ me cutlass. Savvy?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go play Puzzle Pirates for a while.