here have two pounds of tootsie rolls.
Okay, it’s the next morning.
I had no, I mean NO trick-or-treaters last night.
I have several pounds of mini candy bars left over. Anyone want some? They’re only going to go to waist (mine).
We had maybe a dozen kids… I was gonna bring the leftovers into the office this morning, but I expected others to do the same… then no one brought anything. No matter - time to start planning my T-day dinner.