Let me see your sack.
He’s got candy spread on the floor.
Got any more?
Nice pumpkins.
[dirty old man voice]
Hey, little girl, you want some candy?
[/dirty old man voice]
What kinda goodies have you got?
don’t eat anything unless it’s wrapped.
Come back to my place and bob for apples.
Is that french-maid outfit flame-retardant?
Just put your head down there and bob up and down
Trick or Treat
Isn’t that 6 of one, half a dozen of the other?
Or is that just for hookers?
tricking and treating
“Trick or treat; smell my feet.
Give me something good to eat.”
big, hairy monster
goblin
full moon
“Don’t eat too much, you’ll spoil your appetite.”
“You’ve got candy all over your face.”
“Don’t touch that, it’s sticky!”
“Let’s soap her windows”
“Yuck! I hate the ones that squirt in my mouth.”
Lets see…if we talk just about candy, there’s:
Goobers, Gob-stoppers, jaw breakers, Reese’s Pieces, Tootsie Pops, liquorice (“lick 'er what?”), sour balls, and suckers (esp. the all-day variety).
Candy can be hard, soft, chewy, sticky, gooey, sweet, sour, or cream-filled.
Hmmmm…I don’t know if I’m hungry or turned on…
It is stuck between my teeth…
Let mommy check your candy before you eat it…
If you don’t like what you get in the sack at this house, just go next door and see what you can get there.
“Check that treat before you eat it…there might be something nasty or dangerous inside it.”
and
“If you don’t lay off that stuff your belly is going to get really big.”
Melts in your mouth, not on your hands…
I like the red ones!
So what costume are you gonna wear?
If you egg the windows, I’ll t.p the trees.
If you can say “bobbing for apples, if you know what I mean”, then it sounds dirty.