Some things about halloween that sound nasty but aren't

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Behold my Dark Satan Master, I, your pagan goddess of the venomous unholy give unto you the sacrificial soul of this vestal virgin goat. May you rise from the fires of the underworld, take my body in all its gory rapture, and rape and pillage the Earth towards your nefarious ways. Long Live Evil!

[sub] well SOMEBODY is going to say that…[/sub]

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“And who are you supposed to be?”

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Hold my bag for me.

Wow! Feel how heavy your sack is!

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  1. My costume kinda itches…
  2. Your rubber mask smells funny…
  3. Are you a girl or a boy?
  4. Is that real blood?
  5. Are you evil or do you just look that way?
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Ducking for apples. As Dorothy Parker said “There but for a typographical error goes the story of my life.”

Let’s not forget Jolly Ranchers, a/k/a Gay Farmers. Waylon Smither’s favorite.