Trick questions, based on precise meanings of a word

Question - How many brides walked down the aisle last June?

Answer - None. Brides walk down the Nave. The aisles are at the side of the seats in a church , the Nave is the passage down the middle.

Question - How many ropes were on Nelson’s ship HMS Victory.

Answer - A large sailing ship has exactly four ropes. All the other rope-like cords are sheets, lines, halyards, warps, or stays.

What are some other similar questions? I want questions that rely on a precise technical term that is different or more restricted than common usage.

This doesn’t quite fulfill the exact brief, but I think it gets the spirit right:

Q: What is the largest US city named after a president?

A: Houston, named after Sam Houston, the first president of the Republic of Texas.

Here’s one my dad liked when I was a kid:

If a plane crashes on the US / Canada border, where do they bury the survivors?

You don’t bury survivors, silly!

I don’t know if this applies or not:

Do they have the 4th of July in Great Britatin?

Yes, they have the 3rd of July, the 4th, the 5th, and so on…

What animal appears three times as a heraldic device on the badge of the England football team?

Leopard. Despite the song lyrics(and clearly being lions) the medieval heraldic symbol that appears on the England football badge, that originates from the Plantagenet kings of England, is actually called a Leopard (because medieval Northern Europeans did not really know what leopards looked like)

Not really the correct sort of trick question I want for this thread.

The Nelson question depends on precise terminology that a sailor would know, but most landlubbers don’t know. Everyone knows you don’t bury survivors.

Ah ok, got it. If I think of a better example I’ll post it.

Which Orlando professional sports team last won a championship in 2012?

The Orlando Pirates, a South African football team based in East Orlando, Soweto.

There’s a joke that comes around once and a while on my facebook feed that I like quite a bit:

“How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?”

Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”

The brilliant thing about it is that it’s a joke that simply can’t work in a verbal telling.

What animal were the Canary Islands named for?

The Dog. (Or possibly seals which are also canids.) The name comes from the Latin word for dog, “canaria”.

Why are beans called “the musical fruit” when they are vegetables?

Because botanically speaking, they are a fruit. Bean pods, like tomatoes, are entities that develop from the fertilized ovary of a flower. Other examples of vegetables that are fruits include squash, pumpkins, cucumbers, peppers, eggplants, and corn kernels.

-“BB”-

Question - How many States in the USA?

Answer - 46 States. And 4 Commonwealths.

I’ll get one urban myth out of the way

How many Union Jacks are flying in (some inland city)?

The answer is not zero, despite a prevalent myth that only flags hung from ships are “union jacks”

??? The first sentence of your link says…

Commonwealth is a term used by four of the 50 states of the United States in their full official state names.

Are we sure about that one? I thought the nave referred to the entire center area, including seating. So central aisle + central seating. A bride would walk down an aisle in the nave, no? But, then again, not all churches here even have side aisles, so what would you call it in a church in the round? I think it’s still an aisle.

The more you eat, the more you toot.

Ah, but you do indeed bury (or cremate) the survivors. It’s just that it doesn’t generally happen right after the plane crash.

How’s that for relying on precise meanings?

What was the name of the President of the United States in 1945?

Joe Biden.

There are a lot of these in the world of anatomy.

What joint is at the near end of the human leg?

Knee. The leg extends from the knee to the ankle. The more proximal segment of the lower extremity is the thigh.

To what region of the body does the clavicle (collarbone) belong?

Upper extremity. Similarly the pelvis is considered part of the lower extremities.