Troll types

Having been on the board for a year, I’ve noticed that there seem to be several different types of trolls. However, since I rarely get to GD or the Pit, some details are a little fuzzy: Here’s a first pass on the types:

Ax-to-grind troll: Shows up in GQ with about 20 different questions that are all the same, usually “Why is the US such an awful country”

Narrow-minded bigot troll: Shows up in GD(?), GQ, or the pit, trying to convince people that his/her extreme racism/sexism/gay-bashing/? is not only acceptable but justified and all people should agree with him/her. If it doesn’t start in the pit, it goes there quickly? No matter where he/she is, every other word is a cuss word. Usually writes three page posts.

Adolescent hormone-laden male troll: Either shows up in GQ with a bunch of questions about sex, or shows up in MPSIMS with sex-related threads designed to make him look studly thinly disguised as survey questions. Yawn. The worst spelling of the bunch.

Finally, our newest type of troll
The pity-whore troll: Shows up in MPSIMS with several threads about how terrible his/her life is. Hardest to detect, because we’ve all started threads like this and we’re usually happy to help one another. All advice will be spurned, and the trollish nature will become apparent when someone insults him or her, at which point s/he will turn on people like a rabid dog.

And remember:
DNFTT

Excellent post. You are right. DNFTT

Oh, and the one who trys to keep the Troll topic going after everyone else has gone home. That a sure sign of trollery.

I was saying **zyada is a troll.

Troll Baiters are also Trolls, but uglier, since they never shut up! **

They are part of the same game.
Classic Co-somethings (I missed Psychology 101 that day).

Like the alcoholic and the nagging spouse.
Both are simply unpleasant people as everyone else can see, but they each blame each other.

So I guess that makes me Your Co-something (somebody look that up, will you?, while I keep the fight going), but I don’t mind. What’s a spouse for if not to enable fighting to go on?

Co-dependent, dear.

But you’re right in one respect. Responding to our current troll is not helping him(because nothing will), and only keeping alive a nasty situation.

Why did this thread come up in my search for Iswote’s posts? His name isn’t mentioned anywhere in the thread.

BTW, someone in his “Please Don’t Hurt Me” thread mentioned that Iswote had made some good contributions to the Board, and I was looking for them.

So why did this thread come up in the search?

Never mind. Either the Search feature isn’t working right, or I’m doing something wrong. What can I say? Haven’t had my coffee yet.

I think the search feature is just psychic. Just because his name has been mentioned, doesn’t mean it shouldn’t have been. If we can’t get a moderator to disappear him, then we ALL have to stop kicking him around and discussing how annoying he is. He seems to like it…OHMIGOD WE ARE FEEDING THE TROLL! SHAME SHAME SHAME

I think I’m not finding the specific Pit thread that really set lswote off. I found some threads with his name in them, but none that were especially combative, by Pit standards. Has it been deleted?

Yes, his attempted rant about ultress was deleted, apparently at his request. He mentions in his Please stop hurting me thread (post at 7:40 this morning) that he requested that the Pit thread be removed. I neither understand nor agree with the SDMB Administration’s decision to remove (rather than just close) the Pit thread.

I see. Thank you.

But if I thought it was important for me to form an opinion (I don’t), it would be helpful to read the thread.

Do’matter.