TROLLPUPPET: What are you getting at?

Felice, you’ve got it all wrong. First, it doesn’t make me happy, it doesn’t make me sad, it doesn’t make me anything.

Like you, I also attempt (sure, sometimes it may not work) to “phrase my words carefully, so that I convey precisely what I mean”.

As far as worrying about stepping on everyone’s toes all the time…Hey, if doing so makes your life better, more power to you. I just subscribe to the notion that my life is not any worse if I have offended someone through rational thoughts and actions.

Krispy’s got a cru-ush,
Krispy’s got a cru-ush . . .

-andros-

Look David,

You seem to have a hard time following this, so I’ll lay it out nice and neat for ya:

  1. peligro! (the former Trollpuppet) posts complaining about being banned and asks why. Says he doesn’t understand why.

  2. Krispy Original reads thread. Krispy Original notices that Trollpuppet had posted criticism designed to “stir up ill feelings toward the SDMB”.

  3. Krispy Original makes a brief reply to peligro!, informing peligro! that criticism of the board and/or moderators can be grounds for bannishment.

  4. DavidB posts, taking a shot at Krispy, designed to elicit a response (i.e. a troll)

There it is David. The truth. Also, for your edification, I’d be more than happy to provide proof that criticism of the board and/or moderators can be grounds for banishment. Would you like me to post the proof?


Krispy Original – The original SDMB bad boy

Jesus Christ. You two assholes act like a couple of ten-year-olds.

Public criticism of a fellow mod?


Krispy Original – The original SDMB bad boy

Nah, what David said was insulting, not trolling. And after all, this is the forum for flames and gratuitous insults, is it not?

Perhaps you’re right, andros, but it’s destined to end in heartbreak. He’s much too young for me.

Nickrz said:

Oh, you’re just jealous!

If it’ll make you feel any better, you’re still anal, Nick.


Yer pal,
Satan

I’d like to point out that both of the objects of my scathing constructive criticism have deflected the blow. The Infidel changed the subject to another imagined injustice and violation of the rules by a moderator, and David accused me of indulging myself in deadly sin.
Now I remember why I LOVE this board.

Ps. I may still be anal, Brian, but I’ll bet you’re glad you lost the spam sig, eh?

Nickrz said:

Hey, those cool bracelets I stole from Wonder Woman come in handy sometimes!

Ah, is that how you do it, David? I was wondering how you were managing to maintain your calm, composed demeanor and good humour in the face of such terrifying threats and witty, scathing, assaults on your good name and character. It’s the bracelets.

Felice has a cru-ush . . .

Damn. It was funnier the first time.

Krispy, go hitch a ride on a UFO, why don’t ya? Not like Heaven’s Gate, I mean; go do it for REAL.


>< DARWIN >
__L___L

Yup, I’m desparately in love with his magical bracelets.
No, I’m serious!

jab1,

You are really one to talk…seeing as how your email provider is rocketship.com!


Krispy Original – The original SDMB bad boy

Touche, KO!


I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school.

:mad:

Well, Krispy; I ** ain’t no newbie**, & I know you as well as anybody on this board–& you are a jerk as well as a credulous fool who will buy any crock-of-crap nonsense that a swindler can cram into a UFO book.
Your pretensions to authority & capacity to ignore both rational responses & the laws of the physical universe leave you in a poor position to belittle others.

True, you are not a “newbie”; but that doesn’t make you any smarter, nor make your pseudo-arguments any more persuasive. It merely means that your ignorance is “aged in the wood”–the wood between your ears.

In closing, clean up your dirty yap, or I’ll send over a highly skilled, elite team of termites who’ll give you a lobotomy. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m looking forward to your sniveling reply, swine.

PS–how do you like my sig line? :cool:


With magic, you can turn a frog into a prince. With science, you can turn a frog into a Ph.D, and you still have the frog you started with.

Felice said:

And you should see my invisible plane. Of course, it’s invisible, so you can’t see it. But, um, well, you know what I mean.

Bostaph,

Congratulations for posting in less than a size 36 font!


Krispy Original – The original SDMB bad boy

…and to celebrate, I might just go start another UFO thread in GD!


Krispy Original – The original SDMB bad boy