Trolls R Us Resurrections

I am a little gratified that the only objections to this particular banning so far have been here in the Pit. No ATMB threads bewailing the loss of yet another conservative voice from the usual gang of chucklefucks.

Martin_Hyde, less beloved than Shodan or SlackerInc. What an 18yr legacy!

Not every post was insincere, but they were self serving. Edjumacating the libs is nearly as enjoyable an activity for Republicans as pwning them is. Now, I’m not going to say that he never saved me the 15 minutes of research it would have taken for me to determine how wet water is, but he would offer it as though his insight was the only gateway we poor ignorant schlubs had to understanding.

So, someone goes through complex machinations in order to troll a little-known message board, consuming gobs of personal time trying to rile up people he doesn’t know, apparently repeating this behavior on other sites over the course of 18 or more years, winding up angry, frustrated and venting on an even more obscure board. What a legacy.

I suppose he could put it on his CV.

It’s like meeting a 34 year-old who brags that they are on their second decade of partying and no one knows. No, dude, you’re just an alcoholic, many do know, and you probably need help.

I’m sure he’s getting much consolation from the amount of time and trouble y’all are giving to his post mortem.

:yawning_face:

Oh c’mon. It’s funny as hell.

Agreed. Pointing and laughing at hurtful idiots as they are hoisted on their own petards is therapeutic and entertaining. I don’t care if they like the negative attention, their feelings (good or bad) mean less than nothing to me.

Obligatory xkcd.

I guess everyone needs a hobby…

Yeah, like that won’t feed into his ego.
He is just a common troll.

I never said it had to be a nice name;)

Any special status will feed his ego, so let’s just call him a common troll.

If you feel like “troll” isn’t sufficient may I humbly suggest “dipshit?” It’s less specific, but somehow more exact.

Asshat

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Bless his heart.

After the ridiculous banning of Shodan and banning someone over ‘harpy’ because it was directed at a presumed dem when cunt directed at a republican doesn’t get a note it’s quixotic to waste time with those who revel in double standards.

That makes you Don Quixote.

~Max

Bullshit. It was bullshit at the time of the banning and you tried to spread this lie, and bullshit still. Nobody was banned over the word “harpy”. That might have been the last straw but this whiny snowflake story you’ve spun for years is tiresome.

You’re just as bad as Trump trying to spread a lie for years in the hope that someone believes you.

He’s easily confused. It’s best to just let him keep his delusions, otherwise he gets all riled up and it takes hours to get him settled down again.