Trolls R Us Resurrections

You and your weird octopus-fetish might need some adjustments to your meds.

Fapfapfapfap. “I hope I am getting attention now”

We need to go full Coventry on his ass, for like a solid month.

Lol, you are too dumb to realize that your lack of agency compels you to behave in the way you claim to mock. Carry on puppet!

Says the bright pink plushy with a hole for a hand.

I think you mean “Says the person who blames everyone else for his own actions.” It’s a bit rich for the guy who dodges accountability for anything he says and does to accuse others of a lack of agency.

“I am making you talk to me!”

Fap fap fap fap fap.

This only works if “We” run the message board and have the ability to forbid others from responding to him. If “We” do not, then this suggestion is as silly as all the similar suggestions made over the years. BTW, his trolling ass feeds on all attention given, including the type you just gave him. A call for special treatment is just a sign that he is special.

Ironically, if we were in fact a hive mind it would be easy to get everyone to ignore Octopus.

:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

I like bees. I’m not afraid of them like I used to be.

I’ve never had octopus.

Ironically, if we were in fact a hive mind it would be easy to get everyone to ignore Octopus.

Not calling a troll, but Vickie7 is a real-life British Israelist. A rare bird!

If you move slowly and don’t scare it off, you might get to observe a plumage display.

You might ask Christians. They’ve been trying for two thousand years.

Yep. And many of them have been very trying.

This fuckin’ guy…

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-the-netherlands-to-abandon-multiculturalism/586606/219?u=greysoncarlisle

Already banned.

That was quick. And well-deserved.

Which brings up a complaint. Instead of just a link, could you include a sample – a small one would do? The poster in question was not only banned s/he was cornfielded leaving not so much as a grease spot behind.

Something something foreigners are bad (and they’re weird) something something black people affirmative action something something go back to where you came from blah blah blah blah blah.

Ah, the usual drivel, then.