All of you should cut that out immediately!
Sox, drugs and rock and roll
Hands: Hands of Fate!
Hands: Manos del Destino
Gosh darn it!
Socks to be them.
(what? I was busy all day, so what if I’m late to the party!)
Another socksessful pun.
Knock it off, you hosers.
Sock it to me!
My feet are cold.
Now the “what if” game has moved to the Idaho students stabbing thread.
That whole thread is an orgy of “what-if” by people who breathlessly can’t wait for the facts to emerge.
I meant that specific brand of “what if”. 
In the GOP investigation thread, a JAQoffing turd was dropped just recently by someone with a mess of "D"s and "L"s in their name, with a grand total of one post to their credit.
“ave you seen the pictures of Joe Biden that are rumored to be on the hard drive? Any evidence as to their validity?”
Those are good posts to flag, not that I will be doing anything in this case. But a first post like that is usually worth bringing to moderator’s attention.
This poster doesn’t trigger any action from our checks and the post is absolutely within our rules.
Oh sure, I realised it was totally “in bounds”.
If the poster chooses to continue, though, I don’t him/her lasting too long.
Still smells of sock.
What is up with this Fernandez person and their obsession with bumping threads?
Dammit, one letter away from me making a Keith Hernandez/cocaine/bumps joke.