Trolls R Us Resurrections

Sock! Sock!

I am running the simulation in which you all exist. Things may go quiet for a while, Microsoft is forcing me to update to the new OS.

One would assume a unix umiak based OS?

Hey, folks, take it over to the “Lie About Yourself” thread in Thread Games, where you’ll see I made all the best and funniest posts.

I created that thread.

Never had you down as a creationist.

I know a guy who had a beer with Willie Nelson once. I bet Willie and Lady Gaga did a duet. Maybe.

(Yep, 7 degrees of separation from our troll)

I invented the palindrome, without which there is no kayak by that name.

I invented the verb to rekayak, to traverse a second time by kayak.

Hold on, that’s true - perhaps I’m not doing this right.

Verbing weirds language.

Is that what they are calling it these days?

I don’t think I’d like to “rekayak”
Sounds quite unpleasant.
(No offense to @kayaker , who seems to be fine being a kayaker without my concern)

Can we pronounce it like “wreck a yak”?

I’m not sure, I’ll ask my friend Rekayaker Vic if I can reach him in Iceland.

I’m on board with that.:blush:

But I invented palindromes, so rekayaker is mine!

You stole that story from King of the Hill.

I knew I recognized it, I wrote that episode.

(Okay, I’ll stop now.)

I tell you wut …

That possum boy ain’t right.