Trolls R Us Resurrections

Well said! Get your neuralinks today people, or you’ll regret it tomorrow.

One would think the problems with the cybertruck would make one hesitant to become an early adapter of further technology by Elno, even if it only does involve the human brain.

The neuralink trunk lid is just as likely to break your finger, but very few people can pick their nose deeply enough to reach it

I agree. Always asks questions, but defensive when questioned

They have, relatively recently, changed the setting on their board profile to private (it wasn’t private a couple of days ago). This suggests to me a trock who’s trying to keep their schtick going for a while longer, by keeping other posters from looking up their history of thread creation and posts.

Damn, this place is more toxic than i expected, having a section of the forum to gossip about specific users and commenting about their every little move.

“oh look he posted about neural link”
For a bunch of people calling me childish, what seems even more childish to follow the moves of a random user on a forum and proceed to critque them.

"Why did he just make his profile private, must be hiding something "
To avoid having people like Dave, going through my posts and write derailing questions. Honestly dave if your tone wasn’t so rude i might have answered them despite the obvious derailment it would have caused

“How can he know we’re old if he’s a new account” You realize people often lurk forums, just reading
posts before finally creating an account?

“All his topics are polls”
Not really most of them are regular topics, with an option to cast a vote in the poll. Most are meaty discussion topics that arent meant purely as polls, could exist without a poll, but polls are fun and I try to fit in a poll wherever i can be cause they’re fun.

Yeah, Dave, what are you doing? It seems middling irregular.

Well, I’m convinced.

Why did you expect it to be toxic at all?

So you’ve deliberately picked topics that have ignited serious conflicts and bad feelings across the board before after researching the board? Wow, did you just admit to trolling?

So, in summary, “I am not a trock”. Practically the signature line of every trock we’ve ever had.

I’m now thinking that both of my previous suppositions are true: a trock, and approximately 12 years old, at least mentally.

I like this place. I hang out here a lot. I want to see new members and make them feel welcome. But you’re annoying, you start too many weird threads, and you know your way around the board far too well for a genuine newbie. Most new joins have no idea about hidden profiles and certainly would have no need for them.

Umm, the board has a search function. Privateing your profile just makes it slightly less convenient.

Yup, you just search with an @ then the username. Then you can see all the problematic posts to find the pattern that the person is trying to hide.

Careful, you might break the string and have fake pearls allllll over the floor.

Hi! I’m Human! Quick question: would you be willing to connect your disgusting squishy human brain to a computer interface? I am only asking the question because I am definitely a human and not a computer trying to take over the human race, ha! ha! ha!.

Hey now. He has been unfailingly polite and you all have been nothing but rude.

And is yet another pattern of knowledge/behavior.

FTR, Humans, if someone is following you from thread to thread to specifically attack or berate you, the normal response is to report it. Which, as such a dedicated lurker, you likely know already. Just a reminder.

Shouldn’t you have @‘d that? As it is, I might have missed it.

In the body double thread Hatchie (the OP) just used the word decimate in an unironic way, leading me to believe they must be trolling. Or completely oblivious. Or both.

If you’re referring the meaning of “decimate” which hasn’t been in effect for a few hundred years, I’m going to give that one to Hatchie, although I fully disagree with his OP.