Actually, I like it better than if it was first pet. That would have left me with Fur Colorado.
That sounds kinda pervy.
Some things just speak for themselves.
Mine is Lady 50th. Sounds weird.
Somehow it is better than “Tigger High”.
Mine’s Carla Vinton.
Sexy, right?
Mine would be an epic fail as a stripper name:
Bergdorf Union.
It sounds like a prim and proper financial or legal society. Although Bergdorf was the name of my father’s dog, just the first dog in the house that I knew by name as I aged enough to be aware of such things.
If I pick the name of the first pet I got on my own, it would be slightly better, a bearded dragon named Catch.
Catch Union.
Still doesn’t really work as a stripper name.
“Dorf Union” though would be a great name for a niche strip club…
Mine actually works well as a stripper name: Fluffy Kingston.
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Skippy Green. Sounds like a Borscht Belt comic.
That also sounds like it should be the name of a sex act.
Voice of experience?
Don’t I wish!!!
Well, the first pet who was really mine was Bear, and the first pet who was present when I lived in the house was Midnight. Either of those works well enough, I suppose… but the street where I grew up didn’t have a name, just a number.
Actually, it sounds like a ripoff movie from the studio that gave us “Atlantic Rim”.
“Lucky Colorado And the Ark Of Doom”.
Ok, I can buy that. Although I’d really like my stripper name not to be affiliated with anything associated with the word, ‘Rim.’
By first pet that actually was mine, I’d be Ace Woodcrest. A thoroughly nice pornstar name. By the first family pet and first street name that I actually knew about at the time, I’d have a pretentious Puritan name, like Preserved Fish but not as funny.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm… Midnight Ashland doesn’t work too well.
Since I’ve never shaved it, and have thankfully never had a scab down there, I am blissfully ignorant if there is a difference.
And going by dog names, Happy Forest Hill is a little less surreal, I suppose.