I have a former GF who’s black. She has a relative who’s a mentally developmentally challenged young man. His functional age is about tween, but unevenly so.
The young man lives with family not exactly in the 'hood, but in a working poor part of town. He and I keep up a slow-motion convo by text / WhatsApp. He doesn’t have that many friends and I’m happy to be one of them.
That totally sounds like something my friend would write. The flaky conjugations, the non-punctuation, the sliding run on sentence with slippery POV that’s really a paragraph, etc. Stylistically that reads very genuine to me.
If this is some troll, he’s got that vernacular style down cold. If not, it’s some socially challenged tween in a bad spot. But how he found us and decided to join and post is the bigger mystery. And MO is the most suspicious thing of all.
I find that their texture is a bit rubbery, the taste reminiscent of stale cigars and discarded week-old Taco Bell burritos, with a dash of overflowing port-a-potties combined with the aroma of ripe roadkilled skunks.
I agree with LSL, that does sound stupid in a uniquely adolescent way that would be hard to fake. I wouldn’t suspect it wasn’t real, if it weren’t for the incongruity of an adolescent suddenly showing up on this board.