Trolls R Us Resurrections

I have a former GF who’s black. She has a relative who’s a mentally developmentally challenged young man. His functional age is about tween, but unevenly so.

The young man lives with family not exactly in the 'hood, but in a working poor part of town. He and I keep up a slow-motion convo by text / WhatsApp. He doesn’t have that many friends and I’m happy to be one of them.

That totally sounds like something my friend would write. The flaky conjugations, the non-punctuation, the sliding run on sentence with slippery POV that’s really a paragraph, etc. Stylistically that reads very genuine to me.

If this is some troll, he’s got that vernacular style down cold. If not, it’s some socially challenged tween in a bad spot. But how he found us and decided to join and post is the bigger mystery. And MO is the most suspicious thing of all.

Sliced Alone and Degen_Gamblr.

My, but we have similar tastes in trolls. :slight_smile:

My thoughts exactly.

I find that their texture is a bit rubbery, the taste reminiscent of stale cigars and discarded week-old Taco Bell burritos, with a dash of overflowing port-a-potties combined with the aroma of ripe roadkilled skunks.

With a large dollop of Stupid Sauce. Can’t forget the Stupid Sauce.

They make their own stupid sauce when you cook them!

I agree with LSL, that does sound stupid in a uniquely adolescent way that would be hard to fake. I wouldn’t suspect it wasn’t real, if it weren’t for the incongruity of an adolescent suddenly showing up on this board.

We really don’t want to be suspicious of people just because they found their way here. We need new people finding their way here.