For a while, I was one smug pet owner. Sure, I have to give medicine to my ferret twice a day, but she loves the stuff. Gobbles her medicine right up. No problems. The vet had warned me that oh, she’ll hate the digoxin. She’ll foam, she’ll spit. Nope, drinks it right up. Even eats up the crushed enalapril pill if I mix it into some vitamin solution.
Then my ferret came down with an intestinal virus called ECE (epizootic catarrhal enteritis), or more commonly referred to as “green slime disease”. This name comes from what happens to their stools, ew. She’s old and needs to get through this well or it could be fatal. So I get more meds to take home - amoxicillin and Flagyl to prevent secondary bacterial infections, a dosage slip for liquid Pepto-Bismol, and a warning that she’ll hate the Flagyl. I figure well, she loved the digoxin, how bad can it be?
Bad.
I was worried when she didn’t like the amoxicillin much. It’s the pink liquid stuff, I thought that was usually pretty agreeable to kids, and ferrets tend to have a sweet tooth. The Flagyl was worse. She refused to open her mouth after smelling it. I tried to squeeze the dropper into her mouth, but she squirmed. For an ill ferret, she was pretty lively. If you’ve ever tried to hold a ferret that didn’t want to be held, you’ll understand where the phrase “slipperier than a greased polecat” comes from. Trying to force open her jaws and hold the dropper with the other hand would give her enough leverage to wriggle her body enough that I couldn’t keep her head still properly. I held her by the scruff of the neck (supporting her body), knowing that should trigger a yawning reaction. No luck, she knew what that’d mean and held out. Finally I managed to work the medicine dropper between her jaws on the side of her head and shoot it into her mouth.
Man, the vet was not kidding when she said the ferret would foam at the mouth; I swear I was watching a chemical reaction. Scrubbing Bubbles has nothing on this stuff. Yellowish (that’s the medication color) foam started coming out of her mouth and she was hacking and obviously doing the universal motions for ‘ew, get this taste out of my mouth now!’ by working her tongue around, smacking her lips, and pawing near her mouth. My husband saw the foam buildup from about 15’ away. I brought her to her cage and gave her some of a liquid/oily vitamin solution that ferrets love, and she started lapping it up to clear out her mouth.
I guess I broke her trust in medicines now, though. I brought the dropper over with the digoxin in it later, and she turned her head away. I had to coat the end with some of that oily solution to get her to lick at it, then squirted the digoxin into her mouth.
“Only” 9 more days of antibiotics dosages… shudder