True Facts

what is your fav true facts? I like the dung bettle

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I’m confused. Is this some sort of game? One that I’m obviously not aware of? Is “True facts” some sort of internet video series?

Ayrton Senna was the last F1 driver to be killed in a F1 race.

I hope that’s the only record he retains.

“All of the true things that I am about to tell you are shameless lies.”-- Bokonon

The overwhelming majority of humans have greater than the average number of legs.

The Mantis Shrimp

“Even the octopus, who is quite a badass, can’t deal with these little psycho bastards.”

I’m trying to think of any untrue facts…

The answer is obviously Morgan Freeman.

Sitting Bull had a nephew named Custer Sucks.
Believe it or not.

True Facts about the Cuttlefish:

If you google “True Facts” the top link is to a youtube channel that has short videos on different animal topics. I bet that’s what the OP is talking about.

True fact: The sentence I am currently writing is false.

Little known fact – if not for one unfortunate incident Hitler would have been a band leader instead of one of histories most despised figures.

In his early 20’s he was quite an accomplished trombone player. He had an odd fear of germs though. He would constantly clean his trombone by pouring alcohol through it. One day after cleaning his instrument he raised it to his mouth to play just as a nearby accordion player lit up a cigarette. The fumes from the alcohol in the trombone ignited and shot the mouthpiece back splitting Hitler’s lip and cracking his two front teeth. From that day forward he began to grow his mustache and found it too painful to play, resulting in him investigating other interests, so to speak.

Is that before or after he was a house painter?

The whale isn’t really a fish. It’s an insect, and it lives on bananas.

The Pygmy Shrew

I like the fruit bat.

“For amusement groups of mega bats hang on trees and using the raincoat that evolution gave them they flash one another.”

Also the sloth.

“It would be there worlds deadliest predator but only if the world slowed way the fuck down.” “It’s camouflage motherfucker mind your own business.”

I like the Mallard Duck

You know, cows have to be brought into the barn every night. They can’t stay in the field, or they get pasturized.

I just recently learned that all bananas are female. Who’d have guessed?