True or False? [Does spam have maggots in it?]

You ate a ton of Spam during WWII?

Jebus, we were lucky to get half a roofing tile thinly smeared with lard.

And that was at Christmas

I think if you cut a few chunks of Spam and leave them out on the counter, they’ll dry out - and in doing so, shrink, causing the extrusion of little sticks or threads of semi-solid fat, which probably look a bit like maggots.

I haven’t tried this though, because it’s a waste of Spam.