Happy Inauguration Day!
Well, for sensible people, it’s not happy. But now what’s going to happen? We don’t know, since Trump is unpredictable, and his health is terrible. Anything is possible.
IMHO, it all comes down to whether Trump has a major overreach early on. Everything is a bifurcation from that. Without further ado, here are my scenarios with gut-level percentages, followed by an explanation of each:
- Indolence (65%)
- Trumpish “normality” (20%)
- Grinding chaos (35%)
- Early health problems and/or death (10%)
- Early major overreach (30%)
- Removal (5%)
- Impeachment and conviction (2%)
- 25th amendment (2%)
- Extraconstitutional removal (military coup, etc, 1%)
- Extended constitutional crisis (24%)
- End of US as we know it (breakup, etc., 1%)
- Successful fascist takeover (0%)
- Removal (5%)
- Domination by outside forces (war, natural disaster, etc., 5%)
“Indolence” vs. “early major overreach”
Trump is old, tired, sick, demented, and batshit crazy. These qualities will prevent Trump from having a truly successful and presidency, even by GOP/MAGA/fascist standards. Further, since Trump is already in bad shape, if he is going to do something big and crazy, it will probably be towards the start of his term: hence the asymmetrical bifurcation of scenarios.
Of course Trump is going to overreach; it’s a question of how big and and how nuts he does it. I don’t need to tell you that “major overreach” could be almost anything, but the following things come to mind (for all of these, a crisis could arise whether Trump is obeyed or not obeyed):
- Declaring martial law.
- Issuing illegal executive orders (e.g., attempting to end birthright citizenship).
- Flagrantly flouting the legitimate authority of Congress, the Supreme Court, etc.
- Trying to jail or otherwise persecute (via the IRS, etc.) political opponents or members of the media.
- Trying to send troops to control a state or municipal government.
- Trying to have troops, cops, etc., violently oppose protesters, etc.
- Trying to use the military in a crazy/illegal way against a foreign country.
- Trying to deport or put in concentration camps a large number of undocumented migrants in overly hasty/aggressive/cruel manner.
- Speaking/acting in a way that manifestly embarrasses the US or endangers national security (e.g., his current threats against Canada, Mexico, Denmark/Greenland, though worse [I know, I know, it’s already really bad]).
- Everything all at once; i.e., Trump tries to do a bunch of crazy actions that, individually, might be tolerable but cross the line due to their simultaneity.
I think the chance of such overreach is very high, but I think the chance that Trump simply golfs until his demise, untimely or not, is higher, so let’s first deal with the two less extreme scenarios:
Trumpish “normality” (20%)
Here, Trump is too tired to bother with much trolling, so he leaves the running of the government mostly to others. We already know that a lot of his cabinet is going to be predators and kooks, but we can also see that these are not the leaders and doers he needs to effect a fascist takeover, etc. This isn’t a good kind of normalcy, to be sure, but it also isn’t the kind of daily trauma we had to deal with 2017-2021.
Grinding chaos (30%)
This is that kind of trauma. Here, even though Trump has diminished capacity, he still manages to be in our fucking faces all the time as he was in Term 1, and perhaps his progressing dementia makes it even worse, somehow. Still, he manages not to overturn the game board completely. I think this is the most likely scenario: Trump totally, completely sucks but is not really effective in getting anything done, good or bad.
Early health problems and/or death (10%)
I think the chance of Trump making it through his first year is pretty high but making it to the end of his term is pretty low. The chance that all of his MAGA dreams are nuked early on by his health is not insignificant. Of course, this being Trump, he will never give up the power and the glory until he is completely incapacitated or deceased, so if this scenario comes to pass, his entire government will be crippled.
OK, proceeding now onto the “early major overreach” scenarios:
Removal (5%)
We know that the GOP is too pusillanimous to face Trump down no matter how egregious his behavior, but, who knows, he might just cross that infinitely distant horizon at some point. I think it’s more likely, however, that his embattled colleagues simply cite his dementia and become the first-time users of the 25th amendment to ditch a president. Since Trump has talked so much shit about the military, including wounded and fallen heroes, I would not consider a military coup to be outside the realm of possibility, either, especially if the overreach involves the military itself.
Extended constitutional crisis (24%)
Here, I think the most likely possibility is that Trump goes FOFA on a state such as California and is told to “fuck aff.” Then, if he tries to arrest Gavin Newsom or sends in troops, all hell breaks out, whether he wins the initial conflict or not. There could be many different triggers to such a standoff, such as the attempt to deport migrants in a particular state. But that’s just one example. What if the Supreme Court orders Trump to do something—and he doesn’t? Chief Justice (and complete failure and disgrace) Roberts recently issued his annual report on the judiciary in which he clearly is worried about just that. What if Trump issues an illegal order to the military, and the generals refuse? Anything is possible when a loose cannon—er, a whole foundering ship full of unsecured cannons—is president.
End of the US as we know it (1%)
I.e., “constitutional crisis fomented by Trump that ends the US.” This could involve outright secession or a kind of schism in which states say that, while they will not secede, they will no longer respect the authority of the federal government to control them.
Successful fascist takeover (0%)
Trump is a dumb slob surrounding himself with undisciplined fools like RFK Jr. and Elon Look-at-Me-I’m-Totally-Out-of-Control-Now-Hee-Hee Musk. JD Vance, who at least was a loyal and reliable attack dog during the campaign, seems totally out of the picture. OTOH, having a fairly normal person like Marco Rubio as Secretary of State will not help Trump obtain dominion over all. Trump is not going to be able to implement Project 2025 or anything that lasts beyond his next shart. Nor is he going to be able to run again in 2028 (if he’s even still fogging a mirror) or install some sort of dictatorial successor. The only real question is that of how well the Democrats can take advantage of the mess as it oozes over the political landscape.
And a third major category:
Domination by outside forces (5%)
I think we’ve learned in recent years to expect the unexpected. For example, who here thought LA was going to burn to the ground? Not I. If China were to invade Taiwan, everything would be about that for the foreseeable future, and not about Trump (except in his role as Commander in Chief, but he would be focused on only that and not trolling the nation).
So that’s what I see, my friends. I think, in all likelihood, Trump 2.0 is going to be a boring slog that all humans, including MAGA-heads, become sick of very quickly. But complete, nation-destroying chaos is definitely a possibility. What fun!
Thanks in advance for your thoughts!