Trump can't make a fist


He might be trying to do it, but look where the thumb is in that image, compared to trump’s pathetic attempt to make a fist. It’s more likely he is doing a “Cheese, Gromit!” salute:

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Wallace has a thousand times more class than Trump, and he’s made of clay.

So are Trump’s feet.

Gromit does too.

An Gromit knows how to read.

I find it hard to put my thumb there while making a fist. It just doesn’t want to go there. It wants to straddle my middle 2 fingers or be completely to one side of my index finger.

My take: Trump keeps his thumb to the side like that in order to make his hands look bigger. If he had his thumb wrapped over his fingers like a normal fist, it would look like just a little hand-nubbin next to his broad jowly face.

I actually use the Trump fist to my forehead to mean Trump the idiot.

It’s my personal variation in ASL.

I wonder if his tiny fist gave them the idea for Deadpool:

“You can’t go taking liberties like this! I’m a respectable citizen!”

Or arthritis (I have a touch of it in both thumbs, and that’s the most comfortable fist I usually make. Not that I find myself making a fist very often these days).

Fitting. If I recall correctly, this photo was taken was the night President Trump announced a premature victory, when he actually failed to clinch the 2020 election.

… He must have made the fist after the video ends…

~Max

That’s kinda what I think. I’m only 63 and I find it hard to cross my fingers.

Or it’s because he’s a moron.

From the onset, this has been the obvious explanation for his stupid looking short fingered fistlet. Explains plenty of other things also.

‘I’m the best moron! Nobody’s ever seen a bigger moron than me! Morons… big strong morons… come up to me with tears in their eyes and tell me, “Sir, you’ve done more for morons than anybody! No wonder you won all 50 states and got billions more votes than anyone ever!” But the Deep State with their Corrupt and ILLEGAL Witch Hunt covfefe brhuahl! Best Steaks Ever!’

I soooo want to get his American flag pin replaced with a Russian flag. Also for MTG.

It’s white over blue over red. They would never notice themselves. And if they did - “In honor of you, we created a new flag pin. Only you get to wear it”. If you can fake a tear, that would help.

Your fingers are probably larger than his.