(Quoted by Johnny_L.A. Written by Ben Meiselas.)
This is dementia. Unfortunately this is dementia being taken seriously and catered to because the Republican party won’t admit it’s dementia until he starts forgetting to put his pants on in the morning. And maybe not then.
It will become the new fashion.
But where will folks hang their onions from?
Sadly - and given the precedents of diapers and ear bandages - this is probably true.
Fascion.
Is this real? Has it been reported by any organizations most people would consider reasonably trustworthy?
My answer to that would be …
Thank you for posting that.
Ha! Good one; thanks for posting that.
The best part of it? “According to the spokesman, the ambassador’s plans for the visitors include lunch.”
Presumably followed by coffee and a Ferrero Rocher.
I guess if they do decide to use force we’ll get the info from signal chat via Jeffery Goldberg.
Let’s see what Greenland delicacies that could be offered to them at lunch:
Suaasat: A thick broth made with seal meat, barley, and onions, considered the national dish.
Mattak: Whale skin and blubber, often eaten raw. (I’m sure they will ask for seconds).
I’m amazed that this person is still allowed to be a WH reporter.
“We want to reinvigorate the security of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world,” Vance said in a video posted on X.
Oh, this administration cares about world security now? 
Vance might have seen a sign that could’ve scared his children.
Oh they are “appeasing Denmark” is it? It’s not that literally no business or resident was willing to host them, so their one and only stop will now be to a US base 
https://thehill.com/policy/international/5217567-danish-reporter-us-visit-greenland/
Too bad the Danes couldn’t just close the U.S. base and be done with it, but I realise that would be rather difficult given their NATO commitments.
Hey, being opposed to it is caring about it too!
But I mean think of it; they likely would have been able to offer a significant paycheck to anyone willing to endure Vance, and literally 100% of people said “Get off my property!”
Although…it wouldn’t surprise me if the admin officials did not include anyone that spoke Greenlandic or Danish
