Everyone has sharks with laser beams. Why not giant octopi with machetes for a change?
Heavily armed octopi?
I sense a special episode of River Monsters in the making…somebody should notify Jeremy Wade!
“Lasers? We ain’t got no stupid lasers! I don’t have to show you and stinking lasers!”
What about using the Spinal Tap solution: “but Mr. President, you’re drawing clearly shows the wall is fifteen inches tall, not feet”
DOH!
My powers of observation appear to be comparable to or slightly below that of a large boulder.
The reminds me of the Chinese fable about the invention of shoes.
The emperor stepped on a thorn, ordered the world covered in leather, a sage suggested covering his feet in leather instead.
So: Let’s build a wall around Trump.
A story about a ruler getting advice from somebody smarter than himself and listening to it.
What part of that reminded you of the Trump administration?
Point taken.
I see what you did there.
Hey, there we go: start circulating the idea that instead of a wall, we install a LASER MAZE!
Huge laser maze, right at the border. A buck a try (this is how Mexico will pay for the wall! I mean, laser maze!). If you make it through, you can come in.
It’s just plausible enough, and just stupid enough, that he might go for it and get ridiculed for repeating it.
How about we just distract Trump with a laser pointer? It works for cats.
ROFL
How does the shutdown pay for the wall? I get that a whole bunch of people are not being paid, but they all get back pay when the shutdown ends, or do I have that wrong? And if I’m right, why would Trump even say this?
Because that’s how his brain works.
Or tell him the truth and give him the money to continue the work that Obama and HRC signed off on as Senators. They wanted safety and job protection back then. Nothing has changed.
Congress has to pass legislation to authorize back pay for furloughed workers(those working without pay get paid). Wanna bet Trump threatens to veto?
Because “Shutdown money” means the money appropriated in the bill that ends the shutdown?
meh. If we can fake a moon landing, this ought to be a cinch.