So many…
“I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
“When during the campaign I would say, ‘Mexico’s going to pay for it,’ obviously I never said this.”
“When you will see my financial statement, at some point I assume it’s going to be released, you’ll be very impressed by the job I’ve done. Much, much bigger, much, much better than anybody.”
“I’m very good at real estate, very, very good; much better than you even understand. …When you see my financials, which I’ll give at the right time, you’ll say, ‘Man, he was much better than we even thought.’”
“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.”
“The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA-infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great - but must suffer the consequences!”
“Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.”
“I don’t watch the stock market.”
“But I found some very old laws from when our country was rich – really rich. The old tariff laws – we had to dust them off; you could hardly see, they were so dusty.”
“I had a meeting at the Pentagon with lots of generals – they were like from a movie, better looking than Tom Cruise and stronger – and I had more generals than I’ve ever seen.”
“Look at the fact that we would have been powered by wind, which wouldn’t have worked, by the way, because it only blows sometimes, and lots of problems come about.”
“We had 14 seasons, think of that. The Apprentice. I proudly signed four bipartisan human trafficking laws securing $400 million to support victims of human trafficking.”
“In London you have stabbings all over. I read an article where everybody’s being stabbed. They said your hospital is a sea of blood all over the floors.”
“I love the UK. I own great property in the UK. I love the UK. I have no idea how my property is doing because I don’t care. But I own Turnberry, and I own in Aberdeen, and I own in Ireland, as you know – Doonbeg – and great stuff.”
“This country is allowing this French wine which is great, we have great wine, too, allowing it to come in for nothing. It is not fair. And you know what, it’s not fair. We’ll do something about it.”
“France is a great nation. It’s being run. A lot of things are happening.”
“We will be ending the AIDS epidemic shortly in America and curing childhood cancer very shortly.”
“We never agreed to protect the Kurds for the rest of their lives.”
" ‘Mr. President, please, for the good of the people of Pennsylvania, stop winning, stop creating all of these jobs, stop creating all of this product. Please, sir, please stop winning.’’ And I said to them – and I will say to them we’re never going to stop winning because nobody’s ever won like what’s happened over the last couple of years. Nobody’s ever won like you’re winning."
“I got sued on a thing called emoluments – emoluments. You ever hear the word – nobody ever heard of it before.”
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
“The buck stops with everybody.”
“But, you know, I never did politics before. Now I do politics.”
“Nobody’s ever been treated badly like me.”
“Under the normal rules, I’ll be out in 2024 so we may have to go for an extra term.”
“There are those that think I am a very stable genius, OK?”
“So, someday, with all of us – this is all of us – and those hats are beautiful, by the way. Someday.”