trump's most ridiculous, stupid ideas, political or otherwise

Yeah, I had to look through it to see if it was legit, but it seems to be.

Running for Re-Election.

Dammit, now I have cancer.

Personally, I think the injecting disinfectant idea is less stupid than trying to inject sunlight.

Fucker is too dumb to recognize that “we’ll check on that” is code for “this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard”

Steam catapults

Another classic. Yeah, trump, let’s just throw out billions of dollars of modern catapult tech just because you have a vague notion that the old steam catapults are somehow better. You know better than all the generals, right? (maybe admirals, in this case)

“I’m admiral too. I get huge crowds at my rallies. The biggest crowds ever. And they all admire me. So who knows better, me or those navy generals?”

In fairness, if the price were low enough, Greenland would be a great purchase, similar to how Alaska was mocked as Seward’s Folly but paid off enormously.

That doesn’t excuse Trump’s 10,000 blunders though.

It wasn’t an issue of the price or the value. The stupid part was Trump thinking Greenland was for sale.

At this point, I’d be more worried about him attempting to nuke the coronavirus, or the BLM protests.

We aren’t playing Risk Or perhaps we are.

Got to wonder how many ‘Executive Orders’ sort of just disappear off his desk when the Quarter Pounders with cheese come in.

What he was referring to is a relatively new health trend called “perineum sunning”. https://www.health.com/mind-body/perineum-butt-sunning-wellness-trend

According to highly respected health experts, including Gwyneth Paltrow, just 30 seconds of direct sunlight on your butthole will fill you with vitality for the next several hours.

Given Trumps love of woo, you know he has tried this and found it to be terrific! The sun has never seen a bum as great as his!

So now we have to tell him to shove it where the sun does shine?

Remember that time Trump thought tossing “beautiful” paper towel rolls to needy people in Puerto Rico after a devastating hurricane was fun?

Is sunlight supposed to be good for the brain?

America is having enough problems. Don’t encourage Donald Trump to take up nudism.

I remember that fad. I think Josh Brolin got sunburned where the sun don’t shine.

I don’t know about you, but if my anus were to be sunburned, I’d venture I’d be moving rather rapidly. The most likely destination, of course, would be to a legitimate medico.

Jeez, this thread took a weird left turn into discussion of sunburned anuses.

Although if I think about it, a sunburned anus might be a good metaphor for what’s happening with the trump administration right now.

This thread has always been about a sunburned anus.