TSA is a part of the "Homosexual Agenda", says (r) Eugene Delguadio.

Ok, whats the Homosexual Agenda? Educate someone who is not USAian. I sort of get that with the molestation you must endure at security nowdays what with the guy who pats your balls more enthusiastically than your wife,and in the months following when anal probes become commonplace you can’t help but wonder what gets the policy makers off, but “Homosexual Agenda?”.

Narnia!

But you know it wouldn’t happen that way. The “solution” won’t be to end security theatre. If they take Delguadio seriously what they’ll do is continue having the TSA pat down passengers but ban the TSA from hiring any gay employees. Problem solved. You don’t have to make a choice between security paranoia and homophobia - you can have both.

Good point. Damn.

Here’s the part that made me almost laugh myself off my chair:

Mr Delgaurdio wrote: “It’s the federal employee’s version of the Gay Bill of Special Rights… That means the next TSA official that gives you an ‘enhanced pat down’ could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission.”

So, can I ask one of the gay posters here… do you have to have a license to “practice” homosexuality? When your license expires, are you no longer considered a “practicing” homosexual? Kind of like being a doctor or a lawyer…?

We didn’t have the homosexual agenda when I was in school, so I never learned this stuff.

I read this as “Wedding-gown clad men smooching some left-wing clergy or state official is just the beginning.” That was much more exciting.

To turn us all into homos.

No, no, practicing homosexuals versus [del]closetcase homophobes[/del] god-fearing men who, just like all other heterosexual men, feel constant sexual desire for other men and none for women, but shove those urges deep down where they belong and can fuel your determination to follow God’s will.

God Hates Bags.

This Rep pol is just telling us that if he were checking out people in the line ,he would have a raging boehner all day. Therefore others must.

The way I interpret it is that when Eugene says “wedding-gown clad men smooching before some left-wing clergy or state official is just the beginning” what he means is that he can’t stop imagining what happens after the wedding when those same two men are in bed together.

Although your interpretation is valid too. I’m sure Eugene also imagines gay men kissing clergymen. And I’d be willing to bet money he imagines gay men kissing government officials for hours on end.

Hey, they still have a month left. They’re running a little behind but I have every confidence that they’ll get it all in before the deadline.

That’s why I haven’t recieved my copy of the 2011 agenda! I need to get my annual dues check in today.

Heeheehee. “Running a little behind.” Hee.

Planet-wide gay orgy followed by mass extinction? That is kind of sinister…

Dear God… Why? Why my county? (Note to self: start plan to ensure destruction senor Delguido’s next election plans).