What do postal workers do when turkeys attack? They pull out their trusty water pistols and shoot. What do they do when that fails? They carry a long stick. What happens next?
Speculation has appeared that the truck or uniform’s color is to blame, apparently being mistaken for the display colors of a Tom turkey. The turkeys mainly target the legs of the postal service, making me think it’s their sexy white Wisconsin legs that the turkeys go for.
On a side note we will examine the tenderizing option of tasered turkey meat verses non tasered for tenderness. Unfortunately the tasered turkey got away so we don’t know yet.