Turkey love, postal workers and pistols.

What do postal workers do when turkeys attack? They pull out their trusty water pistols and shoot. What do they do when that fails? They carry a long stick. What happens next?

Speculation has appeared that the truck or uniform’s color is to blame, apparently being mistaken for the display colors of a Tom turkey. The turkeys mainly target the legs of the postal service, making me think it’s their sexy white Wisconsin legs that the turkeys go for.

On a side note we will examine the tenderizing option of tasered turkey meat verses non tasered for tenderness. Unfortunately the tasered turkey got away so we don’t know yet.

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Any relation to Turkey Lurkey?

Don’t they know they best way to fend off a turkey is with cranberry sauce?
A nice hefty can ought to do the trick.*

[sub]*This is just a joke, Wile E does not condone animal abuse, even if they are tasty animals.[/sub]

Baseball bats…