Turning 21 in the MMP

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I worked with a woman who mentioned that she always matches her bra panties. She was a self-admitted control freak. Can’t tell you about the shaving. Didn’t want or need to know.

First day of work this year. Got the duvet cover in the wash, which will be followed by the fitted sheet with the pillowcases and then a load of delicates. Gives me an excuse to walk away from the computer ever so often.

Think I should go check my work calendar. Might have a meeting in 20 minutes. Oops!

Have a good Tuesday / sweet dreams for those on the other side of the world.

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Morning, mumpers! It’s bright and shiny here today, sun’s out and the last of the snow and ice should be melting. The weather app says “No one gives two fucks how cold you think you are” and promises me 1C/34F to 3C/38F today.

Bogbrush the Colossally Incompetent has decreed that we shall have another national lockdown in England, which becomes law on Wednesday. Thus today, whilst still apparently a lockdown day, means that primary schools can still open (just for one day) so that the kids can go to school, collect their dose of virus and then go home for at least six weeks. Craziness will ensue, that’s for sure.

It won’t make much difference to me, I’m still working at home and generally going nowhere apart from the supermarket once a week. Since the gyms are shut again, I’ve resurrected my Rockfit membership so there will be incidences of choreographed flailing in my living room two or three times a week. I had a go last night, and just about managed to keep up with things although a couple of the steps confused me a bit. It doesn’t help that I am as graceful and delicate as a hippo with three extra legs.

{{{{{Everyone}}}}}

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Right up there with news interviews of the neighbors of a mass murderer: “He was a quiet man - kept to himself…” :open_mouth:

:rofl:

It’s another Roxy day, so I don’t expect to get a lot done. Higgs spent her first night in her new crate, and the old crate bedding is too big for the new one, so I’ll be laundering it for storage or something. In theory, daughter and SIL will FINALLY register the car we gave them in their names so I can get it off our insurance. Other than that, just another day in paradise.

I need to reprint and resubmit my donation forms to the State Anatomy Board. Even tho both sets were sent in the same envelope, they’ve got a record of FCD’s but not of mine. And it’s an unnecessary hassle if one dies without having set up in advance where one’s remains are to be donated, so I’ll get them printed off today, signed, and on their way. I am surprised we didn’t get at least an email saying the paperwork had been received. Oh well…

My husband’s youngest aunt (still a decade plus older than us) suddenly wants to be a pen-pal/text-pal. She sent me several very long texts yesterday before finally asking what’s the best way to maintain contact. I suggested email, mainly because I hate the phone touchpad for long communications. Here’s hoping she complies. She and her husband are recovering from COVID and, naturally, haven’t seen their kids or grandkids in quite a while. I think she’s mostly lonely and bored.

And you’re not up to date on my exciting life. Yeah, exciting, that’s the word.

Happy Tuesday!!

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. YAWN 'Tis 45 Amurrkin out and clear with a predicted high of 65 and N.O.S. for the day. Laundry shall be accomplished and I have an appointment with Gastroenterology at two forty-five this afternoon. This is the preliminary appt. for a colonoscopy. Don’t want to go through that, but I shall be an adult about it all for it is a necessary thing and 'tis time to do so. Alas. We shall swipe the General’s sup. I shall call OYKW when I’m done and he’ll place the order for me to pickup on my way back to da cave.

doggio of course you were involved in a brawl at Waffle House. If one is in a WH late night, it is required that one be involved in a brawl.

Pup retirement is da bomb! I have never ever wished I was still at irk. Not even once!

Sunny enjoy the new stove. Hope Beamer is feelin’ better today.

Shoe and Miss_Owl yay for both of you! Hussy away, I say.

{{{shades}}} just cause it looks like you could use a hug.

We are suspendin’ in person worship at least for the next three weeks. The uptick in Covid cases is such that it is necessary to do so. The Vestry monitors info from the CDC etc and the numbers have reached the threshold we set for suspendin’ in person worship. So, online it is for the next few weeks. Hopefully we can start up again come February. I am so ready for all this to be over.

Now I need more caffeine and to feed rumbly tummy. Then, onward into the day! Rah.

Happy Tuesday Y’all!

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:open_mouth: I have been remiss! :open_mouth:

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HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEEAAARRR RRREEEDDD!!!
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Could we get some more information about this weather app, please? Or did you provide it long ago before I got MUMped? And if so, please direct me…Thanks!

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Morning all.

I actually went into irk today, for what looks like it’ll be the last time. I got the stuff I needed from the office and scuttled home again, 'cos with the building being empty (the site security guy unlocked it for me) they had no heating on, so I couldn’t feel my fingers after a few minutes.

I’m not going to miss that commute, I’ll say that much…

Back to the househunting. Stuff seems to be either: not actually available (even though the ad was bumped minutes ago), only available to students (it’s a tax thing) or just about big enough to squeeze a single bed in, so long as it holds its breath. Not ideal.

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Ironically, there were 21 unread posts in this thread for me this morning.

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Interesting concept there…

I pictured a big antebellum mansion on a plantation somewhere down South.

What he said!

What she said, too!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Probably ought to make sure they don’t have yours filed under his name…


I’m curious – what is it all you teachers around here teach?

32 and overcast (wind chill 24) with a predicted high of 40. Another day of glorious retired sloth* planned, though I do need to return some books to the library and pick up a couple of holds.



* Almost as good as my preferred career: Outrageously rich idle layabout.

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I was all proud of myself last night that I got into bed by 10:30 (woo hoo!!!). Until 12:30 rolled around and I realized I’d been watching Bridgerton (I have no idea if it’s actually Bridgerton or Bridgertons) on Netflix for two hours. Well, let’s hope today I do better.

Coffee. Work. The usual. Though the kids go back to virtual school today. I miss them sleeping until 9 or later already. I’ve just spent the last 20-30 minutes attempting to drag a 14 year old boy out of bed. He had the same trouble I did falling asleep; I could hear him rumbling in his room until at least when I went to bed. He has to sleep in his back brace, which must be uncomfortable.

Oh, well. I guess I need to go pretend to be responsible. I also need to see whether I can go to funerals (likely not) or if they will be attended via Zoom, which I hate. It seems awful and morbid and so very distant, but I guess that’s the point.

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First year of college for me, away from where I grew up, in a dorm. Women’s college, we often got invited to fraternity parties at other schools. That’s when and where I learned to drink. I survived, my honor intact. To this day I can’t stand the sight and smell of Southern Comfort-the tincture of imminent seduction.

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Waiting with bated breath. Remember to have cab fare tucked into your bra…in case he turns out to not be a gentleman.

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Who yah singing happy birthday to, swampy? 2021?

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Boo, I think Red is having the birthday…so HAPPY BIRTHDAY RED! (I really miss the things you could do on the old board).

Nut, hope something comes available on the housing front.

Swampy, let us know when the Great Exploration is due…

FCM, that’s an interesting item on the Anatomy Board. I’ve thought about donating my body once I have no further use for it, but don’t know the procedures here in Ali-bama. I must look into this sometime…

Boo Fae, are people really using those names for Boris or are just showing off your creativity? Ought to have a competition on the Straight Dope which side has the most imaginative names for their ‘leader’…

shady, hope the COVID is not in your future. A very good Facebook friend who has done due diligence in protecting himself got it last week (a farewell present from 2020) and while he’s much younger than I, still…

wolfie, add me to the Sloths of Retirement club.

Sunny, any suggestions from your list? I read 4-5 webcomics but with Schlock Mercenary having ended it’s 20-year run, I could use some new reading.

Just confirmed that the $13.55 payment I got last Firday was my incentive payment from the Government. Not mad, I really didn’t need in and if it goes to people who need it more, that’s great, but would like to know how they came up with $13.55 as my share of the $600…

Not making it to 50F today so house heater and space heater will get a workout today. Need to account for a $5 oops in checking account (exciting day, ain’t it) but outside of that nothing much on the agenda.

All y’all have a good day now.

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Fairly sure there are international obscenity laws preventing that. Polluting the airwaves and all.

miss red, :notes::musical_note::birthday::tada::champagne::clinking_glasses::confetti_ball::birthday::notes::musical_note: to you :x::o::x::o::x::o:

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Roxy and I are back upstairs after a couple of hours of basement fun. She’s singing Happy Birthday to Higgs for some unknowable reason (Higgs’ B-day is in July.) In about an hour, I’ll shovel some lunch into her face, then get her to take a nap so I can tend to some things that require more attention than she’ll allow.

Talky - I’m watching Bridgerton also - it’s fun and I like that I don’t have to think too hard while watching it. Perfect escapism!

OK, back to toddler-time!

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I have added Bridgerton to my Netflix list. Thanks for the tip-I ran out of Outlander two days ago. Mindless escapism is soooo important to always have at hand.

FCM, I’m doing toddler today too. We call it Basement School. Today will involve a bucket of slime, my ‘button box’, endless repetitions of YouTube Rapunzel/Moana/Franklin the Turtle clips.

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Howdy, irk from home day. It’s not feeling it but feel it I must. All that stupid training ain’t gonna do itself. Plus I brought home actual irk. Gotta pay my vendors and save the disbursement forms to print tomorrow at irk. No printer at home and I ain’t lugging one here.

I checked on my stimulus payment and for whatever reason I am being mailed a check vs direct deposit. It was a direct deposit last time. F’ing government.

Got a call that my MRI was approved but I gotta come out of pocket over $600 due to new year. My knee actually feels better so I shall ponder not doing it for a few days to see if the improvement holds.

Back to actual irk. Happy Tuesday everyone.

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I just got a colonoscopy appointment!

I believe there is a Dope tradition of starting a thread for that, so I may do that in the future.

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Another day in furlough paradise. Caffeine is kicking in and laundry is going round and round. Not much else on tap for today.

Sofa has been ordered! 4-10 weeks for delivery. Something tells me it will be closer to 10 than 4. It’s a sectional with do-it-yourself assembly which looks like a good deal of effort, so I guess I’m not in a hurry.

Owl and Shoe, may your dates go well, for whatever definition of “well” you happen to decide upon! I both miss and don’t miss dating, yaknowhatimean?