Turtles got plastic blow-up sex dolls. Who knew? Newslink

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

OK, these folks are setting out for new frontiers in Turtle Perversion.

Plastic toy draws Timmy the tortoise out of his shell

It is an unusual romance, to say the least. He is made of flesh, blood and shell while she is constructed entirely out of plastic.

But after years of heartache, Timmy the tortoise seems to have found some sort of comfort by teaming up with Tanya the plastic toy tortoise.

“He nuzzles and kisses her, moves her around and pushes lettuce towards her. He plays with her every day. If I want him to go into his hut at night time I have to put Tanya in there first, otherwise he won’t go.”

And, of course, they’re English.

[Autolycus]

That turtle’s shell is cracked.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@Autolycus

That turtle’s shell is cracked.

I’d say…bent…