Remember the “Commercial Dialog Chain” thread in MPSIMS? This time, let’s make a funny chain of snippets of hypothetical news dialog from TV and radio, preferably relating to contemporary news topics.
“Due to increased unrest in the West Bank area of Jerusalem, England, Russia, and Germany announced today that they would be sending peacekeeping forces to…”
… due to the rigors of this year’s competition, they plan to shave their heads and paint themselves green. Psychologists have described this phenomena as…
…New York University campaigned against tuna-salad sandwiches in the cafeteria, because of the danger to dolphins posed by the tuna nets. In an odd alliance, Jesse Jackson and Rush Limbaugh countered this assertion, insisting that…
…most of the customers preferred ham and cheese, roast beef, or chicken-salad sandwiches and tuna was rarely, if ever, ordered.
The U. S. Supreme Court, meanwhile, issued a ruling that would allow both Gore and Bush to…
…The “Honeywind” has blown, and autumn has turned all of the green into brown. This left people to wonder if Mr. Bush and Mr. Gore weren’t just incontinent. But thanks to June Allyson, …
…it is confidently asserted that fuel-cell automobiles will have a 20-percent market share by 2010. In other news, Nokia reported that it now accounts for 70 percent of Finland’s total…
… brain tumors, due to harmful radiation that their phones emit. Spokesmen for Nokia said that, while they are pleased with the progress so far, they will not be content until…