TV show lines that have stuck with you for a very long time.

[KneadToKnow]

@wedgehed

From Soap

Mickey Mouse’s dog was gay?

Lawyer Mr. Dallas, is it true that you are a practicing homosexual?
Jody I don’t have to practice, I’m very good at it.

[Peter_Morris]

@KneadToKnow

Lawyer Mr. Dallas, is it true that you are a practicing homosexual?
Jody I don’t have to practice, I’m very good at it.

see post #132

[KneadToKnow]

@Peter_Morris

see post #132

[George Caldwell]
Son of a bitch!
[/George Caldwell]

[Don_Draper]

All from mid-late 70s saturday morning 'toons/shows:

“Meanwhile! Back in the Hall of Justice…”

“Hong! Kong! Fooey! The number one super guy!”

“Oh zephyr winds that blow on high, lift me now so that I might fly!”

“Shazam!”

“IIII! ammmm! MICRO woman!”

Godzilla! Godzilla!..and God-ZOOOOOKIEEEEEE…"

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

“My coffee and chicken sandwich? This is my coffee and chicken sandwich?”

Of all the goofy things said on Star Trek, this is one of my favorites.

[KneadToKnow]

@Intergalactic_Gladiator

“My coffee and chicken sandwich? This is my coffee and chicken sandwich?”

Of all the goofy things said on Star Trek, this is one of my favorites.

I know! Kirk strikes me as more of a red meat kind of guy.

[melodyharmonius]

[hijack]

Captain Kirk is climbing the mountain. Why is he climbing the mountain?

[/hijack]

[Icerigger]

Bonk Bonk on the head bad kid!

All from mid-late 70s saturday morning 'toons/shows:

Electra-Woman and…DynaGirl.

[Yllaria]

@Lumpy

And one the baddest-ass lines of all time: “I am Death Incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me.”

Or, to include the preamble:

“Who’m I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and
Sophie Ivanov. I am the Right Hand of Vengence and the boot that is
going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart. I
am Death Incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going
to see. God sent me.”

[maladroit]

“I’m coming Beanie” from Beanie and Cecil. I think it almost every time my dog barks to get let back into the house.

And, of course, “I’m crushing your head” from KITH, and “I think I’ll call it ground! I wonder if it’ll be my friend.” from the tv series Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Mean_Mr.Mustard

From Friends:

Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he’s in the same place you are. Otherwise, it’s just a moo point.

Rachel: A moo point?

Joey: Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.

Chandler (more than once): Says something he regrets AND THEN I JUST STOPPED TALKING.

Ross (at many points): WE WERE ON A BREAK!

Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it’s not that common, it doesn’t "happen to every guy, " and it is a big deal!
Chandler: [pointing] I knew it!

Rachel (answers the door in her wedding dress, and the guy she is trying to date but freaking out regularly is there): Well, that oughta do it.

[janis_and_c0]

@Cat_Whisperer

Chandler (more than once): Says something he regrets AND THEN I JUST STOPPED TALKING.

Ross (at many points): WE WERE ON A BREAK!

Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it’s not that common, it doesn’t "happen to every guy, " and it is a big deal!
Chandler: [pointing] I knew it!

Rachel (answers the door in her wedding dress, and the guy she is trying to date but freaking out regularly is there): Well, that oughta do it.

Rachel (from the finale) I got off the plane…

[maladroit]

@Jim_s_Son

There was a show in 1967 called “The Second Hundred Years”…a “Rip Van Winkle-type show” where a 33 year old Alaska gold prospector from 1900 is found in a state of suspended animation and reunited with his now 67 year old son and 33 year old grandson.
In one episode the prospector tries to get a bank loan but is turned down because he doesn’t have any collateral. So he says “The only people whom banks will lend money to are those rich enough not to need it.” Another episode he starts farming corn and wheat. A Department of Agriculture agent stops by and tells him that farm subsidy programs will pay him not to grow these crops. Intrigued, the prospector notes he can take this money to buy more land so he can get paid even more money. Eventually “I will be the richest farmer in America, growing nothing”.

Wow, I used to love that show, but I’d completely forgotten it until your mention. I was 11 in 1967.

[maladroit]

Hogan’s Heroes, Sgt Schultz - “I know nothink”

[KneadToKnow]

“Thank you, Thing.”

“Tish! That’s French!”

[xizor]

@KneadToKnow

Lawyer Mr. Dallas, is it true that you are a practicing homosexual?
Jody I don’t have to practice, I’m very good at it.

Also…
LAWYER: Mr. Dallas, do you frequent a gay club called “Barney’s”?
JODY: Was that you?

[wedgehed]

From SNL

Jane, you ignorant slut.

[Cliffy]

@Sitnam

“What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?”

“If I don’t survive, tell my wife… ‘Hello.’”

“I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER!”

I love those Neutrals.

–Cliffy

[BMada]

Spongebob Squarepants.
Spongebob’s are pink, Patrick’s are yellow.

both start screaming at each other about which color is better.

PINK! YELLOW! PINK! YELLOW!

then they realize their skin color is pink and yellow and both make up as friends.

Now this last line as they walk off into the sunset with arms draped over each other’s shoulders is the payload.

Patrick: “you know these were white when i bought them”

end that particular show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USNGsIxVNCY 2xspeed, can’t bother looking for a normal version one.

[Algher]

“What do you want to do tonight?
Same thing we do every night, try to take over the world”

Pinky & The Brain. Triggered in our household whenever ANYONE asks the question.