I dig it!!! Although I would change the quote in the second line to, “please, just one more!” because it seems to flow better, IMHO. The rest is great!
And “North Shore”, maybe, instead of “gulf shore”, since Heinz Field is on the North Shore.
I also plan not to e-mail this to anyone, merely to post it to other boards.
I think Gulf shore refers to the Gulf coast of Florida, where many Steelers fans live or have migrated for the week. The area near Tampa is specifically referred to as the Gulf Coast, area north of Tampa is called the Nature Coast, etc. I think the tourism boards come up with these names.
The greatest thing about the Super Bowl is that, every once in a long, long while, if you’re lucky, you or maybe your great-great-great-grandkids get a 50% chance to find out the answer to the question:
“Just how embarrassing is it to lose the Super Bowl to the Arizona freakin’ Cardinals?”