New Posts:
**MOVIE CHALLENGE: Describe a movie in five words or less
Shut your fucking dog up!!! **
I’m guessing…Cujo?
Also from New Posts:
**Help me ID this SciFi Story
Dick Cheney’s in town… **
Isn’t that the one where he and Bush turn out to be aliens?
Drunk boy on the bus
Dick Cheney’s in town
**The guy with the best job in the world?
Drunk boy on the bus **
2nd Best Job is The Village Idiot.
The guy with the best job in the world?
Drunk boy on the bus
…And the number one thing NOT to say while on a conference call is…
Soldier, Soldier will you marry me
So It Is That I Will Soon Become The Most Hated Member of The SDMB!!
Doper Ornament Exchange 2005
Well, This isn’t a thread title. But when I saw it, I knew I would have to post it here.
On CNN’s web page today:
What the heck, NurseCarmen, as long as it’s funny! And those sequential headlines are rather amusing. 
Meanwhile, back in MPSIMS:
Um…I’m Not Sure What to Say About this Story:
Well dressed men smash up liquor stores in Oakland
**When a “broken” machine functions perfectly for a repairman, that’s called – what?
Curse words. **
That’s what I called my washing machine after I’d waited in all day for the engineer…
Things you wish you could say to your friends and or loved ones
Check out these Tits!
**What’s Bush’s “Plan for Victory”?
Not rape when drunk**
Kodos & Kang
From right here in MPSIMS
Ok Princess Pooch enough is enough
Check out these Tits!
**The SDMB Gun Picture Thread
Inspired gift ideas**
In the Cafe:
Wide enough mouth for…
Lovecraft word pronunciation
In the Pit:
Gift Returners
Stupid people that should be put across the knees and spanked with the broom handle
Beware the eBay scammers, for their numbers are legion!
Looks like they’re hiring!
MPSIMS:
Hey Canadians, if you’re up early enough, turn on CTV at 7:40
I’m Not Sure What to Say About this Story:
I suck.
Awww … you shouldn’t be so hard on yourself, just because you couldn’t get up early enough.
MPSIMS
Tired of wimpy little snowblowers? How about one with a 454 big-block V-8 Murphy’s laws
Damn carriage control…
Tired of wimpy little snowblowers? How about one with a 454 big-block V-8
Murphy’s laws